If there’s only enough cash for one more signing then it has to be the Martinelli upgrade.

I was a Sesko fan boy from the get go but what’s got me waddling around the house all day doing the Gyokeres mask celebration with my pecker flopping all over the place is the constant reference to - “the player only wanted Arsenal”.

That’s the type of shit I can get on board with. Get the fuck in ...

Gyökeres deal has officially collapsed and is going to man utd.

Literally can't believe this shit, hope madueke gets a season ending timber style injury in his first game as karma for artetas neglegence on this



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Gyökeres to united, Nwaneri to the chavs - what a summer ...

Why haven’t they released the 89 away re-pop yet the fucking slags

Website’s farked again bruv

I know I am going out on a limb here, but can I say again that I think rashford at between £30m-£40m would be a good signing for us, and a much better signing than the chav at £52m - for starters we are talking about a lower transfer fee (although higher wages), but we are also talking about a ...

He’s got a third bollock I’m hearing.

Isak will crash and burn playing 3 games a week. Even last season when Newcastle were just going Saturday to Saturday he missed a quarter of their league games. He's no robust enough for Saturday Wednesday Saturday and will get crocked just as he did when the choppers had that schedule 2 seasons ago.

Bang of horse shit off that

⭐️EXCLU⭐️ Chelsea have opened talks for Eberechi Eze 🇬🇧 while Arsenal are slow to conclude a deal. With a £68m release clause in place, the Blues could act fast and Arteta may miss out. #CFC #AFC #Eze #TransferNews #PremierLeague


😂😂😂😂😂 as expected, flush with cash from flushing a turd they ...

🚨 Arsenal in final stages of talks over new contract for Ethan Nwaneri. Major interest from PL/abroad but 18yo always prioritised staying at boyhood club. No game time demands during discussions. Set for more central role. Big boost to #AFC @TheAthleticFC


what about the swap deal with the chavs ...

If this geezer catches fire we’re fucking cooking

I was all in on Sesko but he showed zero desire to join us. Big cock Gyok on the other hand pulled out all the stops to become a gooner. He only wanted us and that’s good enough for me

Eze next

He’s coming

Arsenal are set to make Ethan Nwaneri a formal offer of a new contract. Talks over to accelerate transfer this week amid a will from all parties to reach an agreement.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cz09e53vrxeo


Thought he was going to the chavs? You just don’t get reliable ITKs ...