He's about as mobile as a snail with a broken shell

Yes I certainly would, we were lied to about being able to compete financially with all the other big European clubs once we'd moved to the new place as we blatantly can't. Seems as tho we're the West Ham of Europe, developing good players for a few years only to sell them off for big fees before t...

I work very closely with a mad Celtic fan and for years have enjoyed the wind-ups about the standard of Scottish football and joked about what a dubious honour it must be to win the same trophy 60 times, and have one opponent worthy of the name. He has started to point out that the Mancs and Chavs a...

Nah - I'm just fatter !

I can't imagine any of our players shooting in that position "...it's up for grabs now..HLEB...stops and squares it ROSICKY...it's up for grabs now...who pulls it back for DIABY...it's surely up for grabs now..who lays it off for ADEBAYOR..it's up for..OH FUCK IT I'M GOING HOME. (Note: Artisti...

Two months of hassle for a wide midfielder

Hmm...just what we need. Not a GK or CB or CDM ??

Give up on him - all this hassle is getting ridiculous. Just about every source has gone quiet on this now.

The last talk about having to wait until July so that Marseille could book the transfer fee into their July accounts......erm its now the evening of 2 July ??

A true legend. Amazing that we saw fit to 'retire' some of the shirt numbers in honour of past great players, but with DB10 we gave the shirt away to a hissy-fitting, ex-Chav, tosser of a captain.......

All that cash, still no Champions League and not even the domestic big prize for the past two years

A trophy cabinet as full as ours currently....just 200m less to show for it !

Fucking pity

Is there anyone out there who isn't sick of him yet ? Seriously.... If he doesn't go this year we will be subject to the same merry go round we had every close season with Paddy and TH14....the big difference being they were worth every bit of the hassle. Ade at £30m....the next Shevchenko and a po...

Don't disagree Dorset Gooner

To my mind only Kolo is a proper alternative to misery guts. Don't want to burden Cesc with it just yet, but would be great in the future

I take it the bottom 3 selections are there for humour purposes only.

It's nice to have a captain who plays occasionally !!

At the start of last season no-one could have given a toss about him. Gilberto returned late from the Copa America, Flamini got a chance and took it. Before then, when he was in and out of the team, he was ordinary at best. Denilson has shown far more as a squad player than Flamini ever did before l...

Ask yourself how much value they got from Bent (16m....ahem), Bale (8m - did he ever play ?), Chimbonda £6m (wants to leave), and Rocha (nowhere to be seen).

Then ask yourself what makes you think all the others wil be good value ?

No takers for Kevin Prince Boateng then ???