Some people make things happen.(Cesc, RvP,Clichy)
Some watch things happen.(Wenger,Theo)
Some people wait to see what happens.(Almunia)
And some wonder what happened!!!! (the rest of em.especially Gallas and Eboue)

We ve got 8 days to sort this farce out because, (having seen 3 displays of nobody ...

To tune of "Oh me lads..etc"

Will Gallas,
our captain and our leader,
he shaves his head
he plays in red
and no one tackles meaner
Van persie boy,
he gives us joy
he ll score us ten or twenty
they cost a lot
but worry not...
Cos Arsene has got plenty


Will Gallas........etc

to the tune of "night to remember"

We shut up,
The sh*te
With a header from Nicklas Bendtner