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by Postman
Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:27 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

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The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy semen flying through the air. &q...
by Postman
Wed May 19, 2021 10:58 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning: After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. "Well, Sister, this looks pretty...
by Postman
Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:57 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Englishman: "That your Dog"..?? Welshman: "Aye". Englishman: "Mind if I Speak to him"..?? Welshman: "Dog don't Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, how's it going"..?? Dog: "Doing All Right, Thanks". Welshman: (Look of Shock). Englishman: Is this your Owner&q...
by Postman
Mon Apr 05, 2021 1:51 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Lipstick in School..... According to a news report, a certain private school in Newcastle upon Tyne was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they wou...
by Postman
Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:38 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

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A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex wit you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I charge 20 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.' So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces fo...
by Postman
Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:54 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

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A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are al...
by Postman
Mon Jan 25, 2021 5:15 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

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Prince Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The patient replies: "Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As lan...
by Postman
Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:40 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

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An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no "after life" at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "K...
by Postman
Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:35 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but ...
by Postman
Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:55 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

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Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't ...
by Postman
Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:29 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

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A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious ...
by Postman
Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:50 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

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There was an earthquake in Dublin yesterday and a nine story hotel collapsed to the ground.Firefighters,public,police rushed to the scene and started going through all the rubble.Anybody there called a policeman,no answer,they carried on,after 4 hours someone shouted "Stop Shush", the area...
by Postman
Wed Dec 02, 2020 8:19 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

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A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her 3 male Stammer’s Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said: "If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stutteri...
by Postman
Mon Nov 30, 2020 5:42 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

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An ex marine decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends £5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home he stops at a news agents and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales person, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am ?" &q...
by Postman
Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:12 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2515
Views: 493354

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While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?As I look...