I like this one the best.

Ar-Ar Arshavin, Russia's greatest goal machine
He's the lad from St Petersburg
Ar-Ar Arshavin, Goals, he's gonna knock 'em in
He is Gooner. He hates the Spurs.

I think the Ra-Ra song is good, it's unique to him and simple! Seems to be a lot of agreement about that.

So I have mixed a bit of everyone's in here and think we're nearly there...but can't finish of the lines...HELP!

Arsh-Arsh-Arshavin
Russia's greatest goal machine
He scores the goals like we ...

I think he deserves a song now.

My starter for 10 is:-

Arsh-arsh-arshavin
Russian player in our team
He is the best that we've ever seen

(to the tune of Boney M's Ra-ra-rasputin.)

Any other thoughts?