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- Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:11 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Girl goes into a record shop at Christmas. "Excuse me, do you have Jingle Bells on a 6-inch?" "No, but I have dangle balls on a 12-inch" "That's not a record!" "It's not far off!" (PS Not sure if I have posted that one before but it's just as good second time ...
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:34 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: Posting pictures (now NSFW)
- Replies: 3308
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Re: Posting pictures (now NSFW)
Why, Thank-you kind sir.... :D Yes, she is 'Special' :-P Our flank wall urgently needs a bit of re-pointing, and she appears to be showing some expertise in that area. Might you possibly have her number, so I can arrange a quote? I assume you're asking for a friend? :D Yes, of course, a good friend...
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:09 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: Posting pictures (now NSFW)
- Replies: 3308
- Views: 855881
Re: Posting pictures (now NSFW)
Our flank wall urgently needs a bit of re-pointing, and she appears to be showing some expertise in that area.
Might you possibly have her number, so I can arrange a quote?
- Fri Feb 23, 2024 5:16 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: Posting pictures (now NSFW)
- Replies: 3308
- Views: 855881
Re: Posting pictures (now NSFW)
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- Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:29 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3164
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Q: What's the difference between an egg and a w ank?
A: You can beat an egg.
PS How come when you type w ank (as one word) it converts it to four asterisks?
A: You can beat an egg.
PS How come when you type w ank (as one word) it converts it to four asterisks?
- Tue Nov 14, 2023 5:25 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3164
- Views: 641197
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Judge to guilty defendant: 'Have you anything to say to this court before I pronounce sentence?' Defendant (mumbling): 'Fuck all' Judge to Clerk of Court: 'Clerk, what did the defendant say?' Clerk of Court: 'He said 'fuck all', your Honour.' Judge: 'That's most odd, I was sure he said something'.
- Mon Nov 06, 2023 11:56 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: SCIENCE And Related Scientific Subjects
- Replies: 45
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Re: SCIENCE And Related Scientific Subjects
Quantum Entanglement and the Possibility of Travelling Faster Than The Speed Of Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLqk7uaENAY 8) 8) 8) Not physically possible. All bullshit. There you go. Sorted - without the need for a fucking thesis or a fucking yootoob video. 8) :wink: Prove It! :D I am not...
- Mon Nov 06, 2023 6:12 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3164
- Views: 641197
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Bloke goes to the doctor in agony, whips his trousers off and there's a lettuce leaf sticking out of his rear end.
Doctor: 'You feeling pain anywhere else, apart from up near your arsehole?'
Bloke: 'I'll say so Doc, that's just the tip of the iceberg'.
Doctor: 'You feeling pain anywhere else, apart from up near your arsehole?'
Bloke: 'I'll say so Doc, that's just the tip of the iceberg'.
- Sat Sep 16, 2023 1:58 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3164
- Views: 641197
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I recently sold a few copies of 'Osteopath Monthly', as I had some back issues.
- Mon Sep 04, 2023 10:47 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: THE FRANKSAV MUSIC THREAD
- Replies: 1714
- Views: 532098
Re: THE FRANKSAV MUSIC THREAD
Talking of Intro's to a song... This is a Fuckin' Beauty!... That "RIFF"..... :dance: :dance: :dance: :hail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_kez7WVUU 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) Talking of Intro's to a song... This is a Fuckin' Beauty!... That "RIFF"..... :dance: :dance: :dance: :hail: ht...
- Sun Sep 03, 2023 8:32 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: THE FRANKSAV MUSIC THREAD
- Replies: 1714
- Views: 532098
Re: THE FRANKSAV MUSIC THREAD
Jesus!! I was at this gig...(went to both dates)....Slept in an old transit with 8 other stoned/pissed/ farting/ puking mates there and back again a week later!!! :D - Took me at least 2 week to recover after the second one... :oops: I get the same shivers and goosebumps I got then.... The music, t...
- Thu Aug 31, 2023 6:14 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Champions League Draw
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4063
Re: Champions League Draw
How easy is it do you think to contact Lens about away tickets? Pas de probleme Mon ami I borrowed my mate Leonard's camera last time I went to that ground. Sadly, I lost Len's lent lens in Lens. Nice 👌 My Niece got some nice biscuits from Nice once 8) My mate once shagged a bird in Amsterdam. :D Y...
- Thu Aug 31, 2023 5:49 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Champions League Draw
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4063
Re: Champions League Draw
I borrowed my mate Leonard's camera last time I went to that ground.
Sadly, I lost Len's lent lens in Lens.
- Thu Aug 31, 2023 5:27 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Champions League Draw
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4063
Re: Champions League Draw
How easy is it do you think to contact Lens about away tickets?
- Thu Aug 31, 2023 5:22 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Champions League Draw
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4063