Harry is going really well on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. He's got to £125,000 with all his lifelines. Chris: OK Harry, for £250,000 which of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers, was it: A. Ronnie Biggs B. Ronnie O'Sullivan C. Ronnie Corbett D. Ronnie Wood Take your time Harry: I'll ...

3 bodies are in Hospital the mortuary all with smiles on their faces. The Porter asks the Attendant, "why are they all smiling?" The Attendant says, "1st guy died of heart attack while making love to his wife, hence the smile. 2nd guy won the lottery, spent it on whiskey and died of a...

As we're relaying very very old mortuary jokes... Man dies and attractive wife turns up in the mortuary to bid her last farewell , but the mortuary attendant approached the widow and said that "It's a bit awkward but we can't close the coffin lid - your husband was well endowed and died with an...

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed… She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a...

A Demon approaches the Devil and says.”Dark lord, Two men from Glasgow have been sent here. What should be done with them?”The Devil says. “Glaswegians? Their kind and are normally very friendly, helpful and honest, so we do not see many such men in my dark domain. Hang them in a cage over the lake ...

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand , and heads back to the showers. He is half...

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said...

chirpy999 wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 16, 2021 11:17 am

Good one Barry , miss your Gif thread!!!

After over 4 million views it was found to be offensive O this modern world

It made much better viewing than the present Arsenal team

There has been only Eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use: 11. What the f**k do you mean we're sinking? - Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. What the f**k was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 9. Where did all these f**king Indians come from...

At a wedding in Tottenham i whispered to the guy next to me
"Christ the Bride is as ugly as f**k"

"Do you mind that's my Daughter you are talking about"

"Sorry i didn't realise you were her Father"

" I'm not, i'm her Mother"

I walked into the pub with my missus and the barman said, "Punching above your weight aren't you, pal? Where did you find her?" "Thailand. We're getting married." I replied. "You don't want to get married. That's when the blowjobs stop", he said. "I don't mind that...

A man wakes up in a hospital, bandaged from head to toe. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the motorway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severe...

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/k60AAOSw3EteS5iR/s-l640.jpg After 4 million views the gif thread has been shut down for gifs being posted in the last few months that were tame in comparsion to the previous 11 years. I can now reveal that i Corkbarry am a Nun. Good luck to you all and maybe i will me...

Ye are a miserable shower of gits. I imagine that we can still finish above the other shower and that is all that matters to me at the moment,
F*ck everything else.

TeeCee wrote: ↑

Wed May 19, 2021 7:59 pm

Looking at the last games, if Saints can do West Ham we could finish 6th! Europa here we come!!

More important is we could finish above the Spuds and celebrate St totteringhams day.