Our squad sale is the equivalent of the school jumble sale raising a few pounds for the new school minibus.*

*(Second hand minibus bought from the local private school with 150k miles on the clock)

Get Garlick out and get Neeson in.

Apparently Roma received a telephone call from someone with an Oirish-like accent telling them if they called the deal off at this point there would be "Consequences" I think it may have been Liam Neeson, from the new film ‘Not taken’…. ‘ If you complete the deal now, that'll be the end o...

It’s back on.

Have heard it has fallen through. We pushed them too far on price and so they walked.

Arsenal never learn from our mistakes. It has been a scatter-gun approach for about 15 years. When there is no one overseeing the whole piece and spotting what we are doing wrong then there is no hope. Yet again this Summer we are clearly going to do business late. We are going to let things drift t...

Wenger knew the price of everything but the value of nothing. The previous Board gave him autonomy over the whole Club and look where we are. We are genuinely not far off Leeds except we started off from a better position. Financial mismanagement/fraud. I’m still not sure which one it is. Absolutely...

If playing shit wasn’t bad enough, Torreira has properly screwed us over if the only place he’s willing to go is cash strapped South America. I know some on here love the bloke but it was obvious he was weak minded long before his mother died. We’ll end up loaning the homesick lost puppy to Boca wi...

Augie to the Glory Glory Forum. #ITK

I'm gonna sticky this for our Ingerlish viewers. Usually I'd wish you all the best of luck but tbh you have a few proper cùnts on that team - especially the fucking scum players - and this time I hope you get royally FUBAR'd. :D :wink: Anyway, enjoy it lads. :barscarf: So you mean to say you are pl...

Lucky to have tickets to the Czech Republic game. Have to pass a Lateral Flow test. Don’t have much faith in England. The World Cup a few years ago was a total fluke. Should have been in the final had Kane scored that sitter the keeper toed onto the post. We’ll go out in the early knock-out rounds.

I’m staggered at the reaction of some of our own fans suggesting Xhaka is being undersold as his fee is so low at 18 million. Have they not witnessed 5 years of shocking performances. Who on earth would want him. You can’t be shocked the fee is so low? People are also suggesting the fact Mourinho w...

John Cross is a 60 year old David Ornstein. Two generations of tossers.

Liverpool can get £20m + for the likes of Brewster and Ibe because of how good their side is. The perception is that they aren’t quite good enough for Liverpool but still worth a pretty penny. (at least both were sold when Liverpool were dominating the league). Trying to compare that to Arsenal is n...

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Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:12 pm

Onana's ban has been reduced to 9 months. Eligible to play from 3 November. Eligible to train from 3 September. - @Charles_Watts

Get him signed up. We already have his song written. “Onana. What’s my name?”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U0CGsw6h60k