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- Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:24 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Modern Football Bol**cks
- Replies: 3337
- Views: 729106
Re: Modern Football Bol**cks
When did it become the norm for broadcasters to apologies for ‘unsavoury’ language from the crowd? What kind of soppy cuńt gets offended by swearing from/during a football game? :lol: :D time is coming when you will be reported for swearing by someone (anomously) sitting near you via text and next ...
- Sun Apr 21, 2024 4:11 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: other matches this weekend - Sean Dyche appreciation thread!
- Replies: 13819
- Views: 1254048
Re: other matches this weekend
Comedy Iwobi with the assist for the victims opener. Useless fucking c.unt :twisted: Mate I was about to post that he makes me feel nervous for Fulham when he's on the ball let alone when he played for us, he should have chased back but lies there expecting a foul, honestly how is he still in the PL.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:25 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3281
- Views: 692678
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I've been paying £2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over a year.
I missed 2 payments and they've just been round and broken my cat’s legs.
I missed 2 payments and they've just been round and broken my cat’s legs.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:22 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3281
- Views: 692678
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I phoned my wife earlier and asked her if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on my way home from work but she just grunted at me.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:21 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3281
- Views: 692678
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
What's the Difference between Red & Green?
Fuck all apparently if you’re on a bike.
Fuck all apparently if you’re on a bike.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:21 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3281
- Views: 692678
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:21 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3281
- Views: 692678
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
My kids keep on taking the piss out my alzheimers.
Wait till the cheeky little buggers wake up on Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire
Wait till the cheeky little buggers wake up on Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:20 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3281
- Views: 692678
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
The police phoned me to tell me my wife was in hospital.
"How is she?" I asked. "Very critical," replied the officer. "What's she fucking complaining about now?" I said.
"How is she?" I asked. "Very critical," replied the officer. "What's she fucking complaining about now?" I said.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:20 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3281
- Views: 692678
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Bloody Foreigner. Coming over here demanding to know what love is.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:20 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3281
- Views: 692678
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded. I think it was a jihaddy longlegs.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:19 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3281
- Views: 692678
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I went on a date with a blonde woman last night.
"Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."
"Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:19 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3281
- Views: 692678
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
What's the difference between a feminist and a baby?
The baby eventually grows up and stops crying
The baby eventually grows up and stops crying
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:18 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3281
- Views: 692678
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them.
I did that and I feel much better but I am wondering do I keep the letters.?
I did that and I feel much better but I am wondering do I keep the letters.?
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:45 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Wolves wankstains A Sat 20th April KO 730pm
- Replies: 304
- Views: 3964
Re: Wolves wankstains A Sat 20th April KO 730pm
Well I might be in the minority here but I hope we smash these and give it a real go to the end of the season, I suppose we will see if we've made progress in the next few weeks, if we finish within a couple of points of cheaty then I would consider it progress. If we finish further off than last se...
- Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:16 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm
- Replies: 488
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Re: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm
Well in it, but not creating anything. Thet're closing Odegaard down very quickly and doubling up on our wingers. we need to move the ball more quickly, although it's very congested out there and you can see that we're terrified of losing the ball and getting done on the break. I'm conscious of alw...