Plus he's an idiot for admitting it and making his former colleagues' job even harder.

Chavs signing Lavia now too? Total piss take. Can anyone tell me how this is possible? Think that’s £970m spent in 12 months now :roll: It’s partly explained by us buying Havertz for £65m apparently. From my experience I reckon they will need to qualify for the Champions League and also flog a boat...

How good is he at pointing?

The article on the BBC highlights City, promoted clubs, Chelski, Sp*rs, and United. Now, who was it that finished second last season but is notably absent (apart from a snarky comment that "Nottingham Forest go to Arsenal, having defeated them 1-0 in their most recent league meeting")? :ru...

Copy and paste? How very dare you! :D I know that some people will say that it’s a waste of money, but nonetheless I think that it’s exciting that we’re going to the moon again. Reminds me of the early 70s, we’ve even got the same economic situation. Let’s hope that the Arsenal don’t decline as well!

Don’t let the players get off scot free. First off, if they don’t give refs a decision to make it can’t be got wrong. And EVERY single player cheats every game in one way or another. Second, the reason WHam’s equaliser was disallowed (or at least, VAR was given the opportunity) was Mendy’s cheating....

It was a superb performance with some great goals. Sorry to the haters but to me it was as good as anything that the men’s team have produced. Can’t wait for Sunday - bring on the French or the Germans because we can beat both of them. :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: Women’s f...

He’s off to Roma for a case of Peroni and a couple of stale Panettone cakes. The little cry baby forced his way out. Is panettone a cake? I'd say that it was more of a bread. Is Bread Pudding a pudding/cake :? It's a biscuit you philistines! :D :wink: Bread Pudding is a biscuit :hmmthink: I think t...

He’s off to Roma for a case of Peroni and a couple of stale Panettone cakes. The little cry baby forced his way out. Is panettone a cake? I'd say that it was more of a bread. Is Bread Pudding a pudding/cake :? It's a biscuit you philistines! :D :wink: What Jaffa cakes? Don’t call him a Jaffa, he’ll...

🚨 Lucas Torreira left Arsenal’s squad in the USA to travel to Italy for personal reasons yesterday. It is unknown if this indicates an imminent move to a new club. [@ARSENAL442com exclusive] #afc He’s off to Roma for a case of Peroni and a couple of stale Panettone cakes. The little cry baby forced...

Didn't Jesus have a dozen useful mates !. Where are they ?. We may need them. :barscarf: :barscarf: Not disciplined enough apparently - eat big meals night before a match . And for some reason whenever they went out for a meal they all sat on the 1 side of the table We'd only want eleven of them th...

Has he signed as a goalkeeper?

Because "Jesus Saves".





I've already got me coat...

And yes, it does scan!

At least he's already got a song - all we've got to do is change "Senegal" to "Portugal".