LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:20 pmThe police phoned me to tell me my wife was in hospital.
"How is she?" I asked. "Very critical," replied the officer. "What's she fucking complaining about now?" I said.
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- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:22 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3260
- Views: 680457
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:22 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3260
- Views: 680457
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:20 pmI was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded. I think it was a jihaddy longlegs.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:20 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: THE NORTHBANKBREN TV SHOW THREAD
- Replies: 1151
- Views: 519942
Re: THE NORTHBANKBREN TV SHOW THREAD
As a die hard fan of the Fallout games I have to say Fallout the TV show was brilliant. Just watched the last episode last night. Superb.IW8Goalmachine wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:06 amShōgun and Fallout.
Two shows each sitting at the opposite end of the scale but both a brilliant watch.
Walton Goggins is a brilliant actor.
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:44 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Wolves wankstains A Sat 20th April KO 730pm
- Replies: 302
- Views: 3223
Re: Wolves wankstains A Sat 20th April KO 730pm
Well I might be in the minority here but I hope we smash these and give it a real go to the end of the season, I suppose we will see if we've made progress in the next few weeks, if we finish within a couple of points of cheaty then I would consider it progress. If we finish further off than last s...
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:35 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Modern Football Bol**cks
- Replies: 3328
- Views: 719537
Re: Modern Football Bol**cks
When I was a kid the F.A Cup final was the only live football match shown on television and it was the special occasion and the last game of the season. To score the winner in the F.A Cup final was every kids dream and goals were badly copied the next day by hundreds of kids across the parks of Eng...
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:20 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm
- Replies: 488
- Views: 5842
Re: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm
Apologies to the regulars, I should have pulled the trigger on that idiot a long time ago but banning is always the last resort and I had hoped he could stop acting like a twat. :roll: And before anyone says he was banned because he didn't fit in with the general Arteta not being good enough vibe, ...
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:00 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: other matches this weekend
- Replies: 13714
- Views: 1235738
Re: other matches this weekend
Is there a less likeable Club than Villa. They won the European Cup in an era where you had to beat pub teams in the early rounds and then perhaps fluke a win against a European heavyweight on an off day. What was it? 4 rounds to get to the final. :lol: They finished 11th in Division One the year t...
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:17 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: other matches this weekend
- Replies: 13714
- Views: 1235738
Re: other matches this weekend
Is there a less likeable Club than Villa. They won the European Cup in an era where you had to beat pub teams in the early rounds and then perhaps fluke a win against a European heavyweight on an off day. What was it? 4 rounds to get to the final. :lol: They finished 11th in Division One the year t...
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:04 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Mikel Arteta, success or failure? - Merged thread.
- Replies: 5065
- Views: 776740
Re: Mikel Arteta, success or failure? - Merged thread.
A few stats for those lauding the cone boy for being as high as we are in the league - 1. Two of the four premier league teams that played in this seasons champions league finished rock bottom of their groups - has that ever happened before ? 2. There is no premier league team in champions league s...
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:49 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Modern Football Bol**cks
- Replies: 3328
- Views: 719537
Re: Modern Football Bol**cks
"the FA says the move to eliminate them from an earlier stage has been made "in light of changes to the calendar driven by the expanded Uefa competitions"." Keep the replays. Lose the expanded UEFA competitions . Exactly. Fuck UEFA and their tedious overblown dragged out shit co...
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:38 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm
- Replies: 488
- Views: 5842
Re: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm
Apologies to the regulars, I should have pulled the trigger on that idiot a long time ago but banning is always the last resort and I had hoped he could stop acting like a twat. :roll: And before anyone says he was banned because he didn't fit in with the general Arteta not being good enough vibe, ...
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:26 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm
- Replies: 488
- Views: 5842
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:56 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: Donald Trump, Getdafuckoutahere! And take your pussymouth with you!
- Replies: 703
- Views: 447047
Re: Donald Trump, Getdafuckoutahere! And take your pussymouth with you!
Only difference is Truss is probably facing backwards and hasn't fucking realised!
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:34 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Mikel Arteta, success or failure? - Merged thread.
- Replies: 5065
- Views: 776740
Re: Mikel Arteta, success or failure? - Merged thread.
People need to realise beating Peps Man City over 38 games is the hardest hurdle in football right now. If Man City are to win it this yeah, Pep would have won the league 6 out of 8 seasons. Only beaten by Klopp and Conte. You need to factor in Conte won in Pep's first year, before Pep had drilled ...
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:30 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread
- Replies: 18001
- Views: 1643167
Re: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread
I'm hoping for a good old trolly dash right at the end of the summer. And another one next January! Ooh it'll be like Arsene never left!