The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread

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Clummo99 wrote:
Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:07 pm
I watched the Italy vs Switzerland game complete with a dedicated camera following Our Clive. I was able to see his fantastic performance in all it's glory!

Bet you're all jealous. :barscarf:


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:lol:
"Clive cam".

If you say that over and over really fast you will soon be saying "clam" which is exactly what he is. The bearded variety obviously. :lol:

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The picture I posted tells the story as he's actually pointing in it. His overall pointing stats for the game were very impressive, obviously!
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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:10 pm
Clummo99 wrote:
Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:07 pm
I watched the Italy vs Switzerland game complete with a dedicated camera following Our Clive. I was able to see his fantastic performance in all it's glory!

Bet you're all jealous. :barscarf:


Image


:lol:
"Clive cam".

If you say that over and over really fast you will soon be saying "clam" which is exactly what he is. The bearded variety obviously. :lol:
Quality. :lol:

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Clive the Dive :banghead:

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Has he gone yet?

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Dunno mate, I effing hope so, but I did see Joe Cole down Blackstock Road on Friday with his agent. :D

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Apparently CliveTheCUNT is now "Pleading with Arsenal" to let him go / sell him.


Well seeing as he has been such a loyal, popular ( :shock: ) servant to Arsenal FC and a favourite of all Gooners we should organise a petition to grant him his wishes. :twisted:

The CUNNT is delusional - Useless piece of SmellyVadgeJuice. :evil:

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Sounds like we are acting like a proper club again. Selling for the most we can get when we realise a club really wants one of our players.

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I bet he hasn't put a transfer request in writing and given up the bonuses when that happens

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Clive doesn't need to put in a written transfer request as he can just point where he wants to go. "that place boss next to the country shaped like a boot".

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John F wrote:
Tue Jun 22, 2021 5:17 pm
Clive doesn't need to put in a written transfer request as he can just point where he wants to go. "that place boss next to the country shaped like a boot".
:lol: :lol:

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John F wrote:
Tue Jun 22, 2021 5:17 pm
Clive doesn't need to put in a written transfer request as he can just point where he wants to go. "that place boss next to the country shaped like a boot".
Yeah Heel be doing that soon. :D

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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:



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HOLYYYYY FUUCCCCCKKKK!

He really is a Master of his craft


He can actually point in two directions at ONCE!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Wouldn't putting in a written transfer request require one specific ability :rubchin:

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 8:36 am
Wouldn't putting in a written transfer request require one specific ability :rubchin:


Actually it would require three.


Admitting He's a shyte player
Admitting he's Hated by Gooners
having the ability to write in joined up writing. :D

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