Cashley Cole song

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Cashley Cole song

Post by donaldo »

THE song about that rat Cashley Cole is brilliant but why does it die out halfway through, it should be getting louder as it goes along.Come on Gooners sing it loud and sing it proud tilll the end. "One man went to bed went to bed with Cashley"

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Post by banjoboy »

we should shing as well
to tune of arsenes magic hat


ashley coles a c***
he's married to a c***
his managers a c***
ashley coles a c***

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Post by donaldo »

Excellent one Banjoboy

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Post by Fuzzfeast »

The mobile phone song was sung right to the end a few times at the Reading game yesterday. I hope this will become a permanent thing, home and away.

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

Bet you lot would shag cheryl Twagbucket though eh :twisted:

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Cashley Cole Song

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What sloppy seconds after that rat Cashley never !!!!

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Alternative ending...

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A suggestion a mate thought of at Charlton away was that instead of chanting, 'The Arsenal, The Arsenal' at the end of the the 'Ten men went to bed' song, fans should chant, 'The Arsehole! The Arsehole!' Somehow more appropriate! :wink:

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i agree with that. never felt comfortable with then ending of the song



up the arse!!

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CASHLEY COLE SONG

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ANY ONE GOING TO THE CHELSKI GAME NEXT MONTH WAVE YOUR MOBILES IN THE AIR WHEN YOU SING THE ARSECOLE SONG.

ALSO TO THE TUNE OF ARSENE"S MAGIC HAT


CHELSEA BOUGHT A WANKER
HIS NAME IS CASHLEY COLE
HE LIKES TO STICK HIS MOBILE
UP FAT FRANKIES HOLE

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Post by Chopper »

I did like the 'we got a Willie and you got a c*nt' that someone mentioned previously.

There must be a way of fitting that in a song?

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Gready little shit

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Heard this song at the liverpool game:

Singing we swapped a willy for a c***,

Singing we swapped a willy for a c***,

Singing we swapped a willy, we swapped a willy, we swapped a willy for a *word censored*.

:lol:

Just hope the little shit doesn't bottle it a feign injury when they come to AG.

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Post by lisa_gooner »

It's She'll be coming round the mountain

Oh I'd rather have a Willy than a C*nt
Oh I'd rather have a Willy than a C*nt
Oh I'd rather have a Willy
Rather have a Willy
Rather have a Willy than a C*nt

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Post by Fuzzfeast »

How about...

He-e-ey Cashley
You scum
I wanna kno-o-ow what you did
With your mobile phone
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, etc...

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Post by tenementfunster5 »

Heard the Arsenal Away Boyz 'Chelsea Batty Boy' tune on the way out of Ashburton. Absolute Class. I've not got the CD yet but go to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egoCehcWM2k

It's quality. :P

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check this one out

Post by The-mithy-gooner »

The boy in blue (ashley cole) the boy in blue has no clue were his c*ck is glued!!

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