The Online Gooner is now The Irish Post

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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The Online Gooner is now The Irish Post

Post by Galasso »

The latest Gooner census has determined that Irish born Gooners or Irish generational Gooners are now in the majority on the Onlinegooner.

We can judge whether this is a good thing with the following calculation:

Liam Brady 1000
+
Oscar Wilde 900
+
Mary McAleese 800
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Guinness 790
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Murphys 750
+
Soda Bread 500

However:

Michael Flately - Lord of the Dance -4730

A credit of 10! Hurrah!

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murphys MMmmmmm,, like mothers milk 2 a baby,, 9.30 in the morn and ur making me think of alcohol,, havnt even started work yet,, FOR ARSENAL AND SAINT PATRICK,, :mrgreen:

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Post by DB10GOONER »

Quality. 8) :lol:

Would have taken more off for Micko Flatulence though. :wink:

Hang on - I think that gimp is a septic isn't he? In that case we are well up!!! (No offence meant to USA Gooners)

Also, you forgot to score myself and BB, rebel, rilo II, green gooner etc etc.

I'll give myself 10,000 for charm, wit and "other stuff" :wink: The rest of you Irish lads can score yourselves.

...and be realistic. :wink:

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rebel gooner wrote:murphys MMmmmmm,, like mothers milk 2 a baby,, 9.30 in the morn and ur making me think of alcohol,, havnt even started work yet,, FOR ARSENAL AND SAINT PATRICK,, :mrgreen:
(Slaps forehead in annoyance) SAINT PATRICK - How the f*ck did I forget that one? 2 f**king hours sleep...

And Rebel - You're an Off-Licence Manager!! - You think about alcohol every minute!


DB10

I was going to score you but there are just too many, what with second/third generation, married to, living in Ireland, etc...

And anyway, in my first draft - you were on the minus side! :wink:

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Galasso wrote:
rebel gooner wrote:murphys MMmmmmm,, like mothers milk 2 a baby,, 9.30 in the morn and ur making me think of alcohol,, havnt even started work yet,, FOR ARSENAL AND SAINT PATRICK,, :mrgreen:
(Slaps forehead in annoyance) SAINT PATRICK - How the f*ck did I forget that one? 2 f**king hours sleep...

And Rebel - You're an Off-Licence Manager!! - You think about alcohol every minute!


DB10

I was going to score you but there are just too many, what with second/third generation, married to, living in Ireland, etc...

And anyway, in my first draft - you were on the minus side! :wink:
at work now galasso ,, surrounded by drink.. couldnt giv ourselfs 2many points,, where a very modest race u know haha,, :mrgreen:

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Post by Galasso »

For 2 minutes you fell into negative territory because I just remembered..

Eddie McGoldrick - minus 666000 points

But, the balance quickly shifted back

Modesty - 300000
Wit - 365000
Charm - 1040 points

Overall - plus 50 points! Get in there!

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Galasso wrote:For 2 minutes you fell into negative territory because I just remembered..

Eddie McGoldrick - minus 666000 points

But, the balance quickly shifted back

Modesty - 300000
Wit - 365000
Charm - 1040 points

Overall - plus 50 points! Get in there!
for the older gooners theres terry mancini,, his first cap he turned 2 player nxt 2 him and said ,, fu*k me there national antem is long,, thats our one terry was the reply :mrgreen:

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Post by IW8Goalmachine »

soda deserves more than a measly 500 a slice covered in butter with a big cup of tea.....quality

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:soda deserves more than a measly 500 a slice covered in butter with a big cup of tea.....quality
Agreed!

Unfortunately, Eddie has completely f**ked up the scoring system...

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:soda deserves more than a measly 500 a slice covered in butter with a big cup of tea.....quality
had my soda bread this morn and a big mug of barrys tea .. MMmmmm,, plus we get more games on tv over here,, live matchs on sat wit our setanta ireland channel,, that alone must be worth points,, and u 4got public houses,, cant beat a REAL irish bar :mrgreen:

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Post by IW8Goalmachine »

and breakfast rolls!

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Post by RaM »

Just out of interest how many Irish do we have on here?

And English?

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Post by green gooner »

1= Me :D 8)

Rolls here are called Baps, as are breasts :!:

Not a stout man myself, only my shape is :lol: I would rather have a cold Corona and some Rum and Coke :mrgreen: I wonder does Rebel sell Corona in his Offie :?

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green gooner wrote:1= Me :D 8)

Rolls here are called Baps, as are breasts :!:

Not a stout man myself, only my shape is :lol: I would rather have a cold Corona and some Rum and Coke :mrgreen: I wonder does Rebel sell Corona in his Offie :?
6pack is 9.50euro green gooner , MMmmm breakfast rolls. :mrgreen:

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Post by WengerKnows »

U2 + 500
cutie lead singer of corrs +1000
conan o brian +5000


cant think of any negatives tbh

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