best named footballers

the playing mantis · Post by **the playing mantis** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:37 pm

rick van wolfswinkel is hard to beat

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:40 pm

the playing mantis wrote:rick van wolfswinkel is hard to beat

Danny Shittu

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:43 pm

Ars Bandeet

M-50 · Post by **M-50** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:45 pm

David Goodwillie

imagine that poor c*nt chatting up a broad in a club

"hey, what's your name"

David Good Willy

I'd say he's had more slaps than a submissive hookers arse

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:46 pm

Stefan Kunst

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:53 am

Brazilian player Argelico Fucks

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:36 am

Bastian Schweinsteiger always raises a giggle

cusamano · Post by **cusamano** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:46 am

frankbutcher wrote:Stefan Kunst

you mean Stefan Kuntz
remember EURO 1996 semifinal?

cusamano · Post by **cusamano** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:09 am

in Germany my all-time-greatest footballers name is Reinhold Tattermusch (which means Shiverpussy)

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:11 am

cusamano wrote:in Germany my all-time-greatest footballers name is Reinhold Tattermusch (which means Shiverpussy)

hmmm... so we could have for instance Percy Tattermusch? Yes?

MutleyGooner · Post by **MutleyGooner** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:44 am

Jimmy Rimmer & Paul Dickov are my favourites

arsenalmorris · Post by **arsenalmorris** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:20 am

Bender who player for dortmund the other day against us, also had a bender brother playing for leverkusen against chelsea

Bradywasking · Post by **Bradywasking** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:32 am

A few years back Totenham had a strikeforce that was Bent and Keane...

RoscommonGooner · Post by **RoscommonGooner** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:31 am

Bradywasking wrote:A few years back Totenham had a strikeforce that was Bent and Keane...

Didn't Villa also have Young and Bent?

cusamano wrote: you mean Stefan Kuntz
remember EURO 1996 semifinal?

Anyone remember Motsons commentary when he said that someone and someone else were warming up and then cut straight back to commentating when Kuntz had the ball. It went something like, DB10 and IHH are warming up for England, Kuntz, passes to ..................

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:07 am

Ok he wasn't a footballer but I once knew a guy in my days in construction called James D'Bastarde (pronounced Deebastar with a French accent, and waving the obligatory white flag

), so us Oirish lads being witty fuckers called him Jimmy The Bastard.

Used to be a rugby league player in Brisbane in the 1970's called Wayne Carr. Quality name.

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