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franksav63 wrote:LeftFootLegend to miss a plethora of chances again... aka Giroud/Bendtner like!!
Cheeky fucker, best player on the park by a mile
Anyhow if I remember rightly I hit one from the edge of the area that somehow the keeper tipped over (even ref said it was heading in the top corner and thought save was inbelievable) and wasn't that said keeper loaned to the makems by us
I did volley one over the bar and tried a cute back heel that tbf the keeper didn't even see it but just hit his foot and bounced out.
I ran my socks off for you lazy bastards and then had to go and play cricket for 6 hours in 30 degree heat scoring 60 odd runs and bowled 10 overs
franksav63 wrote:LeftFootLegend to miss a plethora of chances again... aka Giroud/Bendtner like!!
Cheeky fucker, best player on the park by a mile
Anyhow if I remember rightly I hit one from the edge of the area that somehow the keeper tipped over (even ref said it was heading in the top corner and thought save was inbelievable) and wasn't that said keeper loaned to the makems by us
I did volley one over the bar and tried a cute back heel that tbf the keeper didn't even see it but just hit his foot and bounced out.
I ran my socks off for you lazy bastards and then had to go and play cricket for 6 hours in 30 degree heat scoring 60 odd runs and bowled 10 overs
Anyhow that's how I remember it
And finished the day being flown around Las Vegas in a Lear jet whilst snorting the best coke ever and with Beyonce and Megan Fox taking it in turns to blow you, huh?
franksav63 wrote:LeftFootLegend to miss a plethora of chances again... aka Giroud/Bendtner like!!
Cheeky fucker, best player on the park by a mile
Anyhow if I remember rightly I hit one from the edge of the area that somehow the keeper tipped over (even ref said it was heading in the top corner and thought save was inbelievable) and wasn't that said keeper loaned to the makems by us
I did volley one over the bar and tried a cute back heel that tbf the keeper didn't even see it but just hit his foot and bounced out.
I ran my socks off for you lazy bastards and then had to go and play cricket for 6 hours in 30 degree heat scoring 60 odd runs and bowled 10 overs
Anyhow that's how I remember it
And finished the day being flown around Las Vegas in a Lear jet whilst snorting the best coke ever and with Beyonce and Megan Fox taking it in turns to blow you, huh?
I don't remember you being there mate
Tbf didn't want to mention that bit, I don't like to brag
franksav63 wrote:LeftFootLegend to miss a plethora of chances again... aka Giroud/Bendtner like!!
Cheeky fucker, best player on the park by a mile
Anyhow if I remember rightly I hit one from the edge of the area that somehow the keeper tipped over (even ref said it was heading in the top corner and thought save was inbelievable) and wasn't that said keeper loaned to the makems by us
I did volley one over the bar and tried a cute back heel that tbf the keeper didn't even see it but just hit his foot and bounced out.
I ran my socks off for you lazy bastards and then had to go and play cricket for 6 hours in 30 degree heat scoring 60 odd runs and bowled 10 overs
Anyhow that's how I remember it
Keeper was definitely a mackem and I'll take credit for that save thanks very much...
Ha'way then, reckon you can get a team together? Just to level things out I'll not be in goal this year.
augie wrote:Chunky is/was our commander in chief for these games so he will know better than anyone if we can get a team or not
Are you up for it mate?
Be great to see your one man fan club "Ted" cheering you on from the sidelines
Not sure lefty tbh - on one hand I would be interested but on the other hand I am now 44 and feeling every minute of it I still play a bit of 5 a side so am not totally out of shape but those mackems are always young fit fcukers and I am not up to running around after them The last time I went over we really struggled to get a team (and were totally fcuked when frank and his suede tracksuit got inj after 5mins ) and very few were there from the previous year
I cant play this year a) because Im working and cant get the time off b) because Im really living up to my username
and c) er er Like Augie said a lot of us are in our 40's and the Sunderland lads were all youngsters . Sounds like last
year we came closest to getting your first victory over them. Hopefully a few of the younger lads can take it on and give the boys a good game. At the moment Ill be left with the memories or Our big striker flying in for the game pissed , Franks brown suede tracksuit , Augie missing a few chances and Gus wearing shorts up to his tits doing a Jan Molby in the centre circle.
I cant play this year a) because Im working and cant get the time off b) because Im really living up to my username
and c) er er Like Augie said a lot of us are in our 40's and the Sunderland lads were all youngsters . Sounds like last
year we came closest to getting your first victory over them. Hopefully a few of the younger lads can take it on and give the boys a good game. At the moment Ill be left with the memories or Our big striker flying in for the game pissed , Franks brown suede tracksuit , Augie missing a few chances and Gus wearing shorts up to his tits doing a Jan Molby in the centre circle.
Chunky
I think that you will find that Gus's big old man boobs were sagging down to his Bermuda shorts :lol
I cant play this year a) because Im working and cant get the time off b) because Im really living up to my username
and c) er er Like Augie said a lot of us are in our 40's and the Sunderland lads were all youngsters . Sounds like last
year we came closest to getting your first victory over them. Hopefully a few of the younger lads can take it on and give the boys a good game. At the moment Ill be left with the memories or Our big striker flying in for the game pissed , Franks brown suede tracksuit , Augie missing a few chances and Gus wearing shorts up to his tits doing a Jan Molby in the centre circle.
Chunky
That is quite simply the best most accurate match review I've ever read. You missed your calling, Chunks!
Although you did forget to mention two vital things; I not only flew in pissed but also with a broken wrist in a cast. And Spuddy was running the line and gave everyfuckingthing to the Mackems! Judas Van Spudslop.
And if that fat bastard Mackem hadn't gotten his massive fat leg in the way of the one decent shot I got off we would have had the glory of losing by 5-2 rather than 5-1...
As most of the old players are either past it or just plain shite (in some cases both ) I hereby make a plea....
Younger users of the the website: Your forum needs you!! Volunteer and help us get enough players to put a team together for the annual humiliation that is the friendly match against the mackem fans. You can play your part. As well as a good work out and a few friendly drinks after the game, if successful, there is a chance you will go down in gooner folklore.
(I can see it now, SteveO posting: The online gooner team aren't coming!! )
we're hoping you'll get another chance to finally beat us.
I still play a bit of 5 a side so am not totally out of shape but those mackems are always young fit fcukers and I am not up to running around after them 
