The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

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Re: Is it time for a Jan Transfer Window Thread Yet?

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DB10GOONER wrote:The thing I like most about Joe Cole is his name can be pronounced Joke Hole. "Hole" being a lovely Oirish word for shitpipe, anus, ass, arse, ring, ringpiece, Hershey Highway, gicker, shitter, puckerlips etc etc and so on and so forth. Thank you. 8)
My cousin and I realised this a few years ago, he was, therefore, forever referred to as Comedy Anus whenever we saw him play.
Always makes us chuckle, even now. We're both in our late 30's you know.... :lol: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:The thing I like most about Joe Cole is his name can be pronounced Joke Hole. "Hole" being a lovely Oirish word for shitpipe, anus, ass, arse, ring, ringpiece, Hershey Highway, gicker, shitter, puckerlips etc etc and so on and so forth. Thank you. 8)
You forgot the Bourneville Boulevard ,Gary Glitter,and Ross Mquirter ! Tsk Tsk

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Herd wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:The thing I like most about Joe Cole is his name can be pronounced Joke Hole. "Hole" being a lovely Oirish word for shitpipe, anus, ass, arse, ring, ringpiece, Hershey Highway, gicker, shitter, puckerlips etc etc and so on and so forth. Thank you. 8)
You forgot the Bourneville Boulevard ,Gary Glitter,and Ross Mquirter ! Tsk Tsk
And Poop Shooter........

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Is it possible for any manager in the world to go one better than the Kim Kallstrom move ?

If I had any artistic talent I would build a paper machee Statue of him and plant it next to Henry's !

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And ye fuckers didn't believe that we would show our ambition in the January transfer window........

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football ... -CPFC-News

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Ah yes this is where we get linked with everyone and sign Fuck all

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Herd wrote:Is it possible for any manager in the world to go one better than the Kim Kallstrom move ?

If I had any artistic talent I would build a paper machee Statue of him and plant it next to Henry's !


http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/footbal ... 28391.html

"The odds of Bender, who is set to miss the rest of the calendar year after ankle surgery, moving to Arsenal halved last week. The club have begun to consider January transfer moves in the absence of Francis Coquelin and several other leading midfielders."

Sounds just like the sort of transfer Wenger would do. :roll:

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in order to keep our med team fully utilised it would be in fact negligent not to sign Bender.

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In fairness lars bender is meant to be a top quality midfielder though 8)

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Getting his excuses in early…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3344146/Arsenal-boss-Arsene-Wenger-fears-January-transfer-window-price-hikes-amid-concerns-Santi-Cazorla-ruled-March.html

Stand by for "Internal Solutions"

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In fairness the answer isn't always to buy :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :censored: :censored:

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The best signing he could make in January would be his own at the bottom of a resignation letter :barscarf:

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The Knowing One wrote:Getting his excuses in early…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... March.html

Stand by for "Internal Solutions"
:cussing: :box: :blah: :box: :tickedoff: :tickedoff: :shock: Who saw that coming???? :box:

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Well it doesn't just depend on the buyer, the seller has to be willing to sell.

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