The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

So, Dani Alves is leaving Barca during the summer. Will his departure open door for Bellerin... who knows? Probably it won't as Hector isn't good enough for them just yet (or ever). Second choice surely.

[OneBardGooner]

Have we signed any "Virtual" players yet?

[Sean]

Have we signed any "Virtual" players yet?

And 'kill' living legends of the likes of Krystian Bielik, Gilles Sunu and Abu Agogo? Surely not!

Fuck improving with the first team! I'm sure that TOF is working 25 hours a day, 8 days a week to sign youth players who will never make it here

[silus]

So, the odds on sky bet of Vardy joining us have come in to 8/13. Apparently he has a 20m buyout for Champions league teams.

Personally, I hate the diving, rat-faced chav....
I will however change my opinion if he wins England the Euros and bangs in 30 goals for us next season.

[Top Londoner]

It's all bollocks.






WENGER OUT

[MrT]

Jamie fucking Vardy...apparently his release clause has been triggered by us.

[Redarmy]

Jamie fucking Vardy...apparently his release clause has been triggered by us.

he's certainly lively and has an eye for goal, but something i don't like about the cheating little git...too shifty by far

[northbank123]

Us taking a punt on Vardy? Don't believe it myself.

[MrT]

It looks like it's happening lads...FFS. 20-25 million on this little chav shit who's almost 30 and extremely limited technically. Can anyone see him fitting well with our lot and Wengerball?

[Henry Norris 1913]

what's the slang term for a pair of testicles? cuz that's what i think of this story, which is being trotted out by the fucking metro


i'm not embarrassed to admit it, i hope we do sign him. at least it's better than no-one

[MrT]

what's the slang term for a pair of testicles? cuz that's what i think of this story, which is being trotted out by the fucking metro


i'm not embarrassed to admit it, i hope we do sign him. at least it's better than no-one

It's being reported by the Guardian and numerous other places, it's legit. https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... are_btn_tw

I've stopped caring who we sign, get him in and let the banter era commence again.

[Bradywasking]

On SSN now..
Can you imagine Arsene ringing Ivan and asking him.do we still have that spare £1 coin from the Suarez bid..

[Ikechukwu1]

Vardy

Tragic.

[IW8Goalmachine]

I wouldn't mind him playing for us to be honest. And if true maybe this will be a decent spending summer

[MrT]

Vardy

Tragic.

I'm trying to see the positives here...Vardy LW and Alexis #9?