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A few punters have asked if Auntie Gus would lift her skirts and shit out some advice so in the hope the old hermaphrodite will accommodate us I've started this thread!
I'll go first then....
Dear Gus,
I have this problem. I am a man of average height (5'8") but my penis is 3 feet long. Whilst useful at sportsdays (three legged race, javelin, hammer etc) it is proving a nuisance when golfing with my Ewok/dwarf friends Lefty, OneBard and Spuddy who accuse me of getting extra yardage when swinging the old pink 4 iron. What should I do? I'm also Oirish.
DB10GOONER wrote:A few punters have asked if Auntie Gus would lift her skirts and shit out some advice so in the hope the old hermaphrodite will accommodate us I've started this thread!
I'll go first then....
Dear Gus,
I have this problem. I am a man of average height (5'8") but my penis is 3 feet long. Whilst useful at sportsdays (three legged race, javelin, hammer etc) it is proving a nuisance when golfing with my Ewok/dwarf friends Lefty, OneBard and Spuddy who accuse me of getting extra yardage when swinging the old pink 4 iron. What should I do? I'm also Oirish.
DB10GOONER wrote:A few punters have asked if Auntie Gus would lift her skirts and shit out some advice so in the hope the old hermaphrodite will accommodate us I've started this thread!
I'll go first then....
Dear Gus,
I have this problem. I am a man of average height (5'8") but my penis is 3 feet long. Whilst useful at sportsdays (three legged race, javelin, hammer etc) it is proving a nuisance when golfing with my Ewok/dwarf friends Lefty, OneBard and Spuddy who accuse me of getting extra yardage when swinging the old pink 4 iron. What should I do? I'm also Oirish.
Regards,
DB10GOONER.
Absolute quality we await our resident aunts response
DB10GOONER wrote:A few punters have asked if Auntie Gus would lift her skirts and shit out some advice so in the hope the old hermaphrodite will accommodate us I've started this thread!
I'll go first then....
Dear Gus,
I have this problem. I am a man of average height (5'8") but my penis is 3 feet long. Whilst useful at sportsdays (three legged race, javelin, hammer etc) it is proving a nuisance when golfing with my Ewok/dwarf friends Lefty, OneBard and Spuddy who accuse me of getting extra yardage when swinging the old pink 4 iron. What should I do? I'm also Oirish.
Regards,
DB10GOONER.
i suggest that you listen to Rolf Harris' "Jake the Peg", and change your name via deed poll to Tripod.
DB10GOONER wrote:A few punters have asked if Auntie Gus would lift her skirts and shit out some advice so in the hope the old hermaphrodite will accommodate us I've started this thread!
I'll go first then....
Dear Gus,
I have this problem. I am a man of average height (5'8") but my penis is 3 feet long. Whilst useful at sportsdays (three legged race, javelin, hammer etc) it is proving a nuisance when golfing with my Ewok/dwarf friends Lefty, OneBard and Spuddy who accuse me of getting extra yardage when swinging the old pink 4 iron. What should I do? I'm also Oirish.
Regards,
DB10GOONER.
i suggest that you listen to Rolf Harris' "Jake the Peg", and change your name via deed poll to Tripod.
I saw this one in Custom Car magazine several years ago:-
Question:- Dear....., Every time that I make love to my girlfriend she foams and froths at the mouth,what should I do?
Answer:- Get a new girlfriend,this one is obviously full
Last edited by Rugby Gooner on Sat Aug 27, 2016 10:48 am, edited 1 time in total.
Rugby Gooner wrote:I saw this one in Custom Car magazine several years ago:-
Question:- Dear....., Every time that I make love to girlfriend she foams and froths at the mouth,what should I do?
Answer:- Get a new girlfriend,this one is obviously full
we await our resident aunts response 
