The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

[Redarmy]

deal collapsed, Lemar wants to go to Liverpoop! How we have fallen! Thanks Wonga!

Good. The worse it gets for the old bastard, the happier I am.

rather go to that shit hole Liverpool than play at the Arsenal....thanks Wenger

[Eboue-Why?]

That dress showed all of Natalie's curves beautifully!

[Bob Bayliss]

"Sanchez will be like a new signing"

Except that he will be as motivated as Payet was when West Ham didn't grant his move last August.

[Jumpers For Goalposts]

deal collapsed, Lemar wants to go to Liverpoop! How we have fallen! Thanks Wonga!

Good. The worse it gets for the old bastard, the happier I am.

Exactly how I feel. It has to get really shite if this nightmare is ever going to be over.

[BFG4]

Delighted things are going as shit as they are, I don't want any excuses left for this fraud. The shit will really hit the fan, if Sanchez goes with no replacement coming in.

[GoonerMuzz]

Campbell out on loan yet again to Real Betis this time, why is he still here if AW has no intention of playing him

[TeeCee]

In a Keeganesque way, I would LOVE IT if Liverpoop came in with a £75m bid for Lemar and it was accepted! Double whammy for the management at Arsenal!

[gooner265]

Rodders, no way is natalie as gorgeous as Kirsty

No No Hayley for me bigger bangers than Nat

[StanKroenke'sWig]

Lemar's turned us down because of our club pissing him about over the whole deal.

We are terrible.

Wrighty said seasons ago that we are the worst for penny pinching and dithering on deals. Isn't it obvious to everyone yet?

[BFG4]

You'd have to laugh at Mr. 30 years and his supposed principles about money, yet he happily pisses those principles away, when he feels under enough pressure. Imagine bidding 92 million on Lemar, yet in the last decade we have missed out on numerous quality players, because of his penny pinching. What a grade A *word censored*.

[rodders999]

Players and agents are looking at the toxic shit show going on at the club and saying a massive "FUCK THAT".

With just 2 players signed this window we're going to end up with the lowest amount of incomings out of all the clubs in the league.

Quelle fucking surprise

[Allgunsblazin]

Wenger is still under THE ILLUSION that any French Fancy will sign for him, time to wake up and smell the croissants you dopey old fucker!....

[rangers71]

This mother fucker now says we can't get Lemar because there isn't enough time. Fuck you you senile bastard.

[officepest]

Sanchez to stay as we've no time (and whose fucking fault is that? ) to bring in a replacement.

Our best player will coast through the season and then walk away for free.

There is no way he will re-sign for us whilst monsieur shitface is in charge.

[Perryashburtongroves]

So if I understand this correctly, we are now stuck with a player worth £60m who doesn't want to play for us. He will therefore end up joining City in January for £30m whilst we sign someone utterly fucking shit for either £20m or someone utterly fucking average for £90m. What a fucking mess. What a fucking *word censored* of a manager who has allowed this to happen. What a complete *word censored* of a manager who should have fucked off years ago.