Modern Football Bol**cks

[GoonerMuzz]

There are people running the club..... I'd never have guessed

Christ, if we added up all the regular posters on here wages how many years would we all have to work to make what Ozil has from us in the last 6 months

[Sturgooner]

I was looking through the London Palladium website today when I noticed that on November 8th they were selling tickets to an “ Audience with David Dein & Arsene Wenger. Tickets are priced at £109 upwards. Apparently this is in aid of a charity.Also appearing are Ian Wright and Alex Scott. Should be a craic!
There is a question and answer forum being conducted by some failed TV star. Would be good of Monsieur Bony Arse to own up to why Ozil was paid an abhorrent amount of money .

[Clummo99]

We should all chip in and get DB10 a ticket. I bet he'd love sitting there listening to Alex Scott gibbering on all night!

[Sturgooner]

According to the publicity blurb it promises to be " a phenominal evening of football coversation". The charity involved is the Twinning Project which twins professional football clubs with their local prison. I am sure "Le Fraud" was thinking of the lads in Pentonville as he trousered his obscene salary whilst overseeing the decline of our club, whilst telling Kroenke everything is going to plan.

[DB10GOONER]

We should all chip in and get DB10 a ticket. I bet he'd love sitting there listening to Alex Scott gibbering on all night!

You can just picture poor old DD, Wrighty or Sith Lord Venger trying to get a word in edgeways about the 98 Double while empty fucking talent vacuum Alex fucking Scott waffles on about all the trophies she won playing at a level that equates to the local Under 15s boys team .....

Wrighty: "we had to go to old shatford and win bec-"

Cuntface Scott: "yeah reminds me of our game against man united when like they turned up a player short and like we had to loan them like one of our players but it was like OK because my like dad was running the line and blah blah fucking blah..."

[Perryashburtongroves]

According to the publicity blurb it promises to be " a phenominal evening of football coversation". The charity involved is the Twinning Project which twins professional football clubs with their local prison. I am sure "Le Fraud" was thinking of the lads in Pentonville as he trousered his obscene salary whilst overseeing the decline of our club, whilst telling Kroenke everything is going to plan.

This might be something Manure could consider, that way, they can keep in contact with hairy domestic abuser Ryan Giggs in a few months time.

[Sturgooner]

According to the publicity blurb it promises to be " a phenominal evening of football coversation". The charity involved is the Twinning Project which twins professional football clubs with their local prison. I am sure "Le Fraud" was thinking of the lads in Pentonville as he trousered his obscene salary whilst overseeing the decline of our club, whilst telling Kroenke everything is going to plan.

This might be something Manure could consider, that way, they can keep in contact with hairy domestic abuser Ryan Giggs in a few months time.

[Sturgooner]

We should all chip in and get DB10 a ticket. I bet he'd love sitting there listening to Alex Scott gibbering on all night!

You can just picture poor old DD, Wrighty or Sith Lord Venger trying to get a word in edgeways about the 98 Double while empty fucking talent vacuum Alex fucking Scott waffles on about all the trophies she won playing at a level that equates to the local Under 15s boys team .....

Wrighty: "we had to go to old shatford and win bec-"

Cuntface Scott: "yeah reminds me of our game against man united when like they turned up a player short and like we had to loan them like one of our players but it was like OK because my like dad was running the line and blah blah fucking blah..."

There will also be members of the "Invincible" squad making an appearance so you can guarantee Keown wil be there to put his two bob's worth in.

[DB10GOONER]

We should all chip in and get DB10 a ticket. I bet he'd love sitting there listening to Alex Scott gibbering on all night!

You can just picture poor old DD, Wrighty or Sith Lord Venger trying to get a word in edgeways about the 98 Double while empty fucking talent vacuum Alex fucking Scott waffles on about all the trophies she won playing at a level that equates to the local Under 15s boys team .....

Wrighty: "we had to go to old shatford and win bec-"

Cuntface Scott: "yeah reminds me of our game against man united when like they turned up a player short and like we had to loan them like one of our players but it was like OK because my like dad was running the line and blah blah fucking blah..."

There will also be members of the "Invincible" squad making an appearance so you can guarantee Keown wil be there to put his two bob's worth in.

I wonder if Keown will turn up in his ceremonial Venger robes....?

"All hail the high Lord Arsene.... homanah homanah".

[StuartL]

We should all chip in and get DB10 a ticket. I bet he'd love sitting there listening to Alex Scott gibbering on all night!

You can just picture poor old DD, Wrighty or Sith Lord Venger trying to get a word in edgeways about the 98 Double while empty fucking talent vacuum Alex fucking Scott waffles on about all the trophies she won playing at a level that equates to the local Under 15s boys team .....

Wrighty: "we had to go to old shatford and win bec-"

Cuntface Scott: "yeah reminds me of our game against man united when like they turned up a player short and like we had to loan them like one of our players but it was like OK because my like dad was running the line and blah blah fucking blah..."

There will also be members of the "Invincible" squad making an appearance so you can guarantee Keown wil be there to put his two bob's worth in.

It’s usually his tounge he puts in

To sit in an audience and listen to Wenker would be my idea of hell -

Dein, Wrighty, Alex Scott no problem at all

[Perryashburtongroves]

We should all chip in and get DB10 a ticket. I bet he'd love sitting there listening to Alex Scott gibbering on all night!

You can just picture poor old DD, Wrighty or Sith Lord Venger trying to get a word in edgeways about the 98 Double while empty fucking talent vacuum Alex fucking Scott waffles on about all the trophies she won playing at a level that equates to the local Under 15s boys team .....

Wrighty: "we had to go to old shatford and win bec-"

Cuntface Scott: "yeah reminds me of our game against man united when like they turned up a player short and like we had to loan them like one of our players but it was like OK because my like dad was running the line and blah blah fucking blah..."

There will also be members of the "Invincible" squad making an appearance so you can guarantee Keown wil be there to put his two bob's worth in.

It’s usually his tounge he puts in

To sit in an audience and listen to Wenker would be my idea of hell -

Dein, Wrighty, Alex Scott no problem at all

An hour and a half of how everyone else was wrong and he was right about everything. With various dickheads jumping up from the audience to tell him about how amazing he is and how he should still be in charge. I imagine it very much like that whole afternoon with Alan Partridge with the Irish episode.

[GoonerMuzz]

Might be cathartic listening to Wenger, especially if they allowed you to take in rotten veg to hurl at him

[DB10GOONER]

Might be cathartic listening to Wenger, especially if they allowed you to take in rotten veg to hurl at him

Or monkey poop....

[GoonerMuzz]

You've given this quite a lot of thought DB

[OneBardGooner]

Might be cathartic listening to Wenger, especially if they allowed you to take in rotten veg to hurl at him

Or monkey poop....

Damn you beat me to it!