Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Tue Jul 06, 2021 8:29 am
You've given this quite a lot of thought DB :rubchin: :shock: :lol:

Not really we have been the believers in "If available and within distance Throw Monkey Poop" for quite a number of years now.

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Tue Jul 06, 2021 8:29 am
You've given this quite a lot of thought DB :rubchin: :shock: :lol:
Monkey poop will never grow old. 8)

Well hypothetically speaking! :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jul 07, 2021 4:48 pm
GoonerMuzz wrote:
Tue Jul 06, 2021 8:29 am
You've given this quite a lot of thought DB :rubchin: :shock: :lol:
Monkey poop will never grow old. 8)

Well hypothetically speaking! :lol:

The older the firmer the older the smellier! :barscarf:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed Jul 07, 2021 4:59 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jul 07, 2021 4:48 pm
GoonerMuzz wrote:
Tue Jul 06, 2021 8:29 am
You've given this quite a lot of thought DB :rubchin: :shock: :lol:
Monkey poop will never grow old. 8)

Well hypothetically speaking! :lol:

The older the firmer the older the smellier! :barscarf:
Also applies to the membership on here :box: :box: :wink:

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I've never heard as much bullshit from the media as I'm hearing about Chunky Emma fucking Hayes. :roll:

Apparently she is now the greatest living pundit in football and has the "experience and knowledge" to go with her "amazing personality". :shock:

This is truly grim stuff. :|

Jesus Christ. She is a cliche-spitting harpy-voiced twat. Her "experience and knowledge" is the equivalent of the coach of my kid's under 16 team's coach. Actually, I do him a disservice. He's managing kids with a better technical level of play than anything Chunky Emma has managed ffs. :lol:

Football is definitely chewing on its own arsehole and I think all the fucking clowns at FIFA need to do to finally kill it for us genuine fans - and convert it into the "product" they are so obviously aiming at the "woke" snowflake social media cùnt generation - is bring in a nice quota system where every team has to have a certain percentage (let's say 60%) of black players, female players, black managers and female managers, and non-binary players and managers too of course, and then change it to 3 points for a draw, so no one gets triggered, and one point for a horrible racist misogynistic white entitlement win to punish all us evil white racist sexist carnivore males.

And who you say should be boss of FIFA for this revolutionary change into what will be rebranded as Soccerhuggyball? Why Alex fucking Scott of course! Ably assisted by voice of a generation, voice of reason, the man whose intellect stopped racism just by his profound social commentary, Micah Richards. :roll:

FOAD cùnts. :censored:

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I really, really hope that this isn't one of ours:

Premier League footballer held over child sex allegations
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-57899127

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Andrew wrote:
Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:22 am
I really, really hope that this isn't one of ours:

Premier League footballer held over child sex allegations
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-57899127
Everton, apparently:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sport ... ences.html

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31 years old , recent international , narrows it down to 2 players

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A11M11 wrote:
Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:42 am
31 years old , recent international , narrows it down to 2 players
Which we won't be speculating about here until they are named in the wider media! :lol:

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Which is why I didn't post their names.

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Rafa’s gone to Iceland.

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It's not that hot here .
Bit drastic.

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Andrew wrote:
Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:22 am
I really, really hope that this isn't one of ours:

Premier League footballer held over child sex allegations
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-57899127
I was hoping it was Willian to be honest :( Great reason to cancel his ludicrous contract!

Anyway, it’s common knowledge who it is and he’s not from Arsenal.

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Sorry Clummo mate, I deleted you post linking to an article that names the footballer. All reputable media outlets are saying they can’t name him so it’s probably best we stick with that instead of linking to a dodgy website that is probably outside the reach of British or European laws :lol:

Anyway, we all know who he is anyway.

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Poor Rafa

Just as he has the cones out and the hazing material for pickford ready to go for pre season he gets landed with this.

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