Modern Football Bol**cks
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There are people running the club..... I'd never have guessed
Christ, if we added up all the regular posters on here wages how many years would we all have to work to make what Ozil has from us in the last 6 months
Christ, if we added up all the regular posters on here wages how many years would we all have to work to make what Ozil has from us in the last 6 months
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I was looking through the London Palladium website today when I noticed that on November 8th they were selling tickets to an “ Audience with David Dein & Arsene Wenger. Tickets are priced at £109 upwards. Apparently this is in aid of a charity.Also appearing are Ian Wright and Alex Scott. Should be a craic!
There is a question and answer forum being conducted by some failed TV star. Would be good of Monsieur Bony Arse to own up to why Ozil was paid an abhorrent amount of money .
There is a question and answer forum being conducted by some failed TV star. Would be good of Monsieur Bony Arse to own up to why Ozil was paid an abhorrent amount of money .
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We should all chip in and get DB10 a ticket. I bet he'd love sitting there listening to Alex Scott gibbering on all night!
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According to the publicity blurb it promises to be " a phenominal evening of football coversation". The charity involved is the Twinning Project which twins professional football clubs with their local prison. I am sure "Le Fraud" was thinking of the lads in Pentonville as he trousered his obscene salary whilst overseeing the decline of our club, whilst telling Kroenke everything is going to plan.
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You can just picture poor old DD, Wrighty or Sith Lord Venger trying to get a word in edgeways about the 98 Double while empty fucking talent vacuum Alex fucking Scott waffles on about all the trophies she won playing at a level that equates to the local Under 15s boys team .....
Wrighty: "we had to go to old shatford and win bec-"
Cuntface Scott: "yeah reminds me of our game against man united when like they turned up a player short and like we had to loan them like one of our players but it was like OK because my like dad was running the line and blah blah fucking blah..."
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This might be something Manure could consider, that way, they can keep in contact with hairy domestic abuser Ryan Giggs in a few months time.Sturgooner wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:05 amAccording to the publicity blurb it promises to be " a phenominal evening of football coversation". The charity involved is the Twinning Project which twins professional football clubs with their local prison. I am sure "Le Fraud" was thinking of the lads in Pentonville as he trousered his obscene salary whilst overseeing the decline of our club, whilst telling Kroenke everything is going to plan.
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Perryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:24 amThis might be something Manure could consider, that way, they can keep in contact with hairy domestic abuser Ryan Giggs in a few months time.Sturgooner wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:05 amAccording to the publicity blurb it promises to be " a phenominal evening of football coversation". The charity involved is the Twinning Project which twins professional football clubs with their local prison. I am sure "Le Fraud" was thinking of the lads in Pentonville as he trousered his obscene salary whilst overseeing the decline of our club, whilst telling Kroenke everything is going to plan.
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There will also be members of the "Invincible" squad making an appearance so you can guarantee Keown wil be there to put his two bob's worth in.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:08 am
You can just picture poor old DD, Wrighty or Sith Lord Venger trying to get a word in edgeways about the 98 Double while empty fucking talent vacuum Alex fucking Scott waffles on about all the trophies she won playing at a level that equates to the local Under 15s boys team .....
Wrighty: "we had to go to old shatford and win bec-"
Cuntface Scott: "yeah reminds me of our game against man united when like they turned up a player short and like we had to loan them like one of our players but it was like OK because my like dad was running the line and blah blah fucking blah..."
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Sturgooner wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:22 amThere will also be members of the "Invincible" squad making an appearance so you can guarantee Keown wil be there to put his two bob's worth in.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:08 am
You can just picture poor old DD, Wrighty or Sith Lord Venger trying to get a word in edgeways about the 98 Double while empty fucking talent vacuum Alex fucking Scott waffles on about all the trophies she won playing at a level that equates to the local Under 15s boys team .....
Wrighty: "we had to go to old shatford and win bec-"
Cuntface Scott: "yeah reminds me of our game against man united when like they turned up a player short and like we had to loan them like one of our players but it was like OK because my like dad was running the line and blah blah fucking blah..."
I wonder if Keown will turn up in his ceremonial Venger robes....?
"All hail the high Lord Arsene.... homanah homanah".
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It’s usually his tounge he puts inSturgooner wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:22 amThere will also be members of the "Invincible" squad making an appearance so you can guarantee Keown wil be there to put his two bob's worth in.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:08 am
You can just picture poor old DD, Wrighty or Sith Lord Venger trying to get a word in edgeways about the 98 Double while empty fucking talent vacuum Alex fucking Scott waffles on about all the trophies she won playing at a level that equates to the local Under 15s boys team .....
Wrighty: "we had to go to old shatford and win bec-"
Cuntface Scott: "yeah reminds me of our game against man united when like they turned up a player short and like we had to loan them like one of our players but it was like OK because my like dad was running the line and blah blah fucking blah..."
To sit in an audience and listen to Wenker would be my idea of hell -
Dein, Wrighty, Alex Scott no problem at all
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An hour and a half of how everyone else was wrong and he was right about everything. With various dickheads jumping up from the audience to tell him about how amazing he is and how he should still be in charge. I imagine it very much like that whole afternoon with Alan Partridge with the Irish episode.StuartL wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 1:34 pmIt’s usually his tounge he puts inSturgooner wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:22 amThere will also be members of the "Invincible" squad making an appearance so you can guarantee Keown wil be there to put his two bob's worth in.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:08 am
You can just picture poor old DD, Wrighty or Sith Lord Venger trying to get a word in edgeways about the 98 Double while empty fucking talent vacuum Alex fucking Scott waffles on about all the trophies she won playing at a level that equates to the local Under 15s boys team .....
Wrighty: "we had to go to old shatford and win bec-"
Cuntface Scott: "yeah reminds me of our game against man united when like they turned up a player short and like we had to loan them like one of our players but it was like OK because my like dad was running the line and blah blah fucking blah..."
To sit in an audience and listen to Wenker would be my idea of hell -
Dein, Wrighty, Alex Scott no problem at all
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Might be cathartic listening to Wenger, especially if they allowed you to take in rotten veg to hurl at him
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GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:59 pmMight be cathartic listening to Wenger, especially if they allowed you to take in rotten veg to hurl at him
Or monkey poop....
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You've given this quite a lot of thought DB
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Damn you beat me to it!DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 6:57 pmGoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:59 pmMight be cathartic listening to Wenger, especially if they allowed you to take in rotten veg to hurl at him
Or monkey poop....