Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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good point, although perhaps the sweat and smell after a heavy session meant they couldn't wait and he thrill of being caught led them to that location!!

wonder if the amazon cams will pick it up

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the playing mantis wrote:
Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:49 pm
good point, although perhaps the sweat and smell after a heavy session meant they couldn't wait and he thrill of being caught led them to that location!!

wonder if the amazon cams will pick it up
From what I've read, it's a 'behind closed doors' series. Whether that includes closet doors, I'm not too sure.

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:37 pm
the playing mantis wrote:
Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:48 pm
apparently arteta caught the alleged pair in the colney changing room at it.

no wonder any gram of managerial ability has disappeared from him after that shock/sight!

although he might have enjoyed it and never had that gram of ability!

whatever floats your boat!
I love how all these sexual shenanigans rumours whether they involve a player and the manager's wife or the chairman's daughter or the owner's wife or a team-mate always seem to happen at the training ground changing room or in the showers. They never seem to happen inside the presumably massive, luxurious and probably quite private and secluded homes of these multi-millionaires which would quite possibly be more believable. I know most footballers are fucking stupid but even they must think to themselves "Shall we do this somewhere a bit more private because really, at the very least, our teammates have to get changed here and do we honestly want someone walking in on us. It might be a bit, you know, awkward. I live not too far away and the car's parked in the car park, so we can be back at mine by early-afternoon and romp away to our hearts' content in private. Don't you think that sounds a bit more comfortable in actual fact?"
Every story you ever hear about a footballer fucking another footballer or any other sex scandal always seems to happen at their place of work. Not many people, unless of course they work in the sex industry, seem to be shagging other people with their boss and colleagues liable to wander in at any time so quite why footballers specifically would be at it, I'm really not sure. I'm also disappointed by the lack of imagination at these rumours. If you've got nothing better to do all day and are bored out of your mind, by all means invent a story about two footballers fucking each other and their manager catching them at it but please make it a bit more interesting that just in the changing room. Why not make it at the local park or the zoo or a fairground or up a mountain or something. At least make a fucking effort.
:lol: :lol:

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https://www.arsenal.com/news/transfer-w ... senal-deal

Who is front and centre in this photo?

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arrgee wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:23 pm
https://www.arsenal.com/news/transfer-w ... senal-deal

Who is front and centre in this photo?
One of their girlfriends? A tea lady? :rubchin:

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If that Oireland v Portugal game showed us anything (apart from Oireland being so shit as to be the Arsenal of world football :oops: :lol: ) it showed us that VAR is a fucking nonsense and fucking Ladyboy Fake Dive-aldo will be allowed away with murder this season. :roll:

His childish petulant slap aimed at an Oirish player wasn't a "punch", as reported by some hysteria driven Oirish news outlets, but just a poncy little slap. Either way it's a sending off offence for any other player. But not this cùnt. :x

This dodgy "consent ignoring" :wink: cùnt will now be like Ingurland hero Fat Tongue in that he'll get away with literally murder this coming season. And VAR, the new technological saviour of the game, will do fuck all about it. :censored: :roll:

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arrgee wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:23 pm
https://www.arsenal.com/news/transfer-w ... senal-deal

Who is front and centre in this photo?
Post-op Theo Walcott?

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:17 am
If that Oireland v Portugal game showed us anything (apart from Oireland being so shit as to be the Arsenal of world football :oops: :lol: ) it showed us that VAR is a fucking nonsense and fucking Ladyboy Fake Dive-aldo will be allowed away with murder this season. :roll:

His childish petulant slap aimed at an Oirish player wasn't a "punch", as reported by some hysteria driven Oirish news outlets, but just a poncy little slap. Either way it's a sending off offence for any other player. But not this cùnt. :x

This dodgy "consent ignoring" :wink: cùnt will now be like Ingurland hero Fat Tongue in that he'll get away with literally murder this coming season. And VAR, the new technological saviour of the game, will do fuck all about it. :censored: :roll:



And it should also be a huge wake up for those manure supporting clowns who think that lady boy is gonna win them the league this season - he was absolutely woeful/anonymous for 85 mins against a team containing 2 premier league starters and a load of lower league players

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:36 am
arrgee wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:23 pm
https://www.arsenal.com/news/transfer-w ... senal-deal

Who is front and centre in this photo?
Post-op Theo Walcott?
:lol: :lol:

You should have posted that before rodders took one off the wrist to her/him/whatever. :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:08 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:36 am
arrgee wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:23 pm
https://www.arsenal.com/news/transfer-w ... senal-deal

Who is front and centre in this photo?
Post-op Theo Walcott?
:lol: :lol:

You should have posted that before rodders took one off the wrist to her/him/whatever. :wink:
I doubt very much that it would have stopped the dirty old bugger either way.

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:twisted: More vile Nazi abuse from that vile Chav gangster money laundering club in Fulham, rotten from the inside to the outside. Total scum club & fans :banghead: :box: :box: :box:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58552147

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Football, in its never ending endeavour to eat its own asshole, has reached the upper duodenum....

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-24970471

Fucking useless little gobshite treehugging cûnt. :roll:

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:36 am
arrgee wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:23 pm
https://www.arsenal.com/news/transfer-w ... senal-deal

Who is front and centre in this photo?
Post-op Theo Walcott?

Naaah! The Tash is too good for it to be Theo. :D

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Tottenham will overtake Arsenal in UEFA rankings for first time in Premier League history......

can we go back to Highbury now please

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Redarmy wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:50 am
Tottenham will overtake Arsenal in UEFA rankings for first time in Premier League history......

can we go back to Highbury now please
Will there be a DVD released to celebrate this unheard of success for the middlesex swamp dwellers? :lol:

Tottenham. Where stats equate to trophies. :oops:

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