ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[mcdowell42]

Clummo me too

[IW8Goalmachine]

If the clubfoot stories are true then I'm riding off into the sunset

[mcdowell42]

Héctor Bellerín’s representatives met Edu, the technical director, this week & were informed Arsenal would like him to extend his deal, which ends in 2023. [Guardian] #afc

[mcdowell42]

Arsenal will ask Granit Xhaka to agree a contract extension. His deal expires in 2023 & the club are keen to protect themselves, while ensuring two experienced players are retained for at least another year when replacements would be costly & difficult to source. [Guardian] #afc https://t.co/ff402yZCld

[DB10GOONER]

I have to hand it to clive, he's a wind up master.

Tells all uf us to do one, hangs a roma transfer out on the hook and we all bite with excitement.....then reels us in with the signing of a new and improved contract, as a WUM i doff my cap to you sir. As a footballer your a ku*nt.

[DB10GOONER]

Arsenal will ask Granit Xhaka to agree a contract extension. His deal expires in 2023 & the club are keen to protect themselves, while ensuring two experienced players are retained for at least another year when replacements would be costly & difficult to source. [Guardian] #afc https://t.co/ff402yZCld

McD, buddy, mate, old chap, I like you.... but I am so fucking close to banning you right now it's like a VAR offside line drawn by Jasper.... you are fucking depressing the shit out of me. First Linda and now Clive?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN, STOP!!

[John F]

Arsenal will ask Granit Xhaka to agree a contract extension. His deal expires in 2023 & the club are keen to protect themselves, while ensuring two experienced players are retained for at least another year when replacements would be costly & difficult to source. [Guardian] #afc https://t.co/ff402yZCld

McD, buddy, mate, old chap, I like you.... but I am so fucking close to banning you right now it's like a VAR offside line drawn by Jasper.... you are fucking depressing the shit out of me. First Linda and now Clive?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN, STOP!!

Just needs Kebabasnatch to be offered a new contract to complete the trio of shite.

[mcdowell42]

Can't shoot the messenger


Ps you'll thank me later

[mcdowell42]

According to @Linterista_page, Hector Bellerin absolutely wants to join Inter. The player has confirmed several times that he wants the Nerazzurri, & its most likely that the player's will will be decisive for the white smoke. https://t.co/g6yRTSbtqg

[augie]

Héctor Bellerín’s representatives met Edu, the technical director, this week & were informed Arsenal would like him to extend his deal, which ends in 2023. [Guardian] #afc

[IW8Goalmachine]

Maybe edu and cone boy are undercover agents for the wiggy out campaign.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 | #Arsenal are preparing to offer Granit Xhaka a new contract this summer after Roma failed to make a suitable bid for the midfielder | @amylawrence71 #AFC

https://t.co/YTJXF4PRWm

If this happens thats me and Arsenal finished

Bye Ernie

[DB10GOONER]

Arsenal will ask Granit Xhaka to agree a contract extension. His deal expires in 2023 & the club are keen to protect themselves, while ensuring two experienced players are retained for at least another year when replacements would be costly & difficult to source. [Guardian] #afc https://t.co/ff402yZCld

McD, buddy, mate, old chap, I like you.... but I am so fucking close to banning you right now it's like a VAR offside line drawn by Jasper.... you are fucking depressing the shit out of me. First Linda and now Clive?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN, STOP!!

Just needs Kebabasnatch to be offered a new contract to complete the trio of shite.

A genuine Triumvirate of Cùnts.

[Perryashburtongroves]

According to @Linterista_page, Hector Bellerin absolutely wants to join Inter. The player has confirmed several times that he wants the Nerazzurri, & its most likely that the player's will will be decisive for the white smoke. https://t.co/g6yRTSbtqg

I'll use the same comparison that I've used before but for this context this time. I absolutely want to have a threesome with Helena Christensen and Heidi Klum. It in absolutely no way means they want to have one with me. Perhaps I need to ring Hector and let him know that sometimes, you might just not really be the type for the object of your affections. It's probably best to lower your ambitions slightly.

[OneBardGooner]

This transfer window just gets worse and Worse and WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE

AAAAAND FUCKKKINNN DEPRESSING.