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John F wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 8:18 pm
rodders999 wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 7:13 pm
He has landed in Turkey and is wearing a Fenerbache scarf. Lock her down Luke the turd has been flushed :barscarf:
Don't get too excited he might miss the medical because of a bad back.
Or Fortnight thumb and Fore Finger.

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Redarmy wrote:
Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:55 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:16 pm
So, that's 350k per week off the wage bill (or is it?), and we're now officially down to one 'number 10' in the whole squad.

So.....what happens next?

(a) we do fuck all and inevitably burn out ESR later this season and ruin his confidence pinning it all on him
(b) we sign some two bob c.unt on loan (probably a mate of Edu's and Kia's)
(c) we spunk a load of money up the wall 2 minutes before the transfer deadline, paying 2-3x their true value and then end up being underwhelmed and wondered why we bothered at all (also known as the 'Pepe option')
Probably go into Stans bank account...he needs it see Kroenkes wealth now valued at £8.1billion ($10billion) by Forbes, he saw his wealth increase by £323.3million between January 1 and April 10 2020...

So we can look forward to some investment in the club :rubchin:



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Redarmy wrote:
Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:55 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:16 pm
So, that's 350k per week off the wage bill (or is it?), and we're now officially down to one 'number 10' in the whole squad.

So.....what happens next?

(a) we do fuck all and inevitably burn out ESR later this season and ruin his confidence pinning it all on him
(b) we sign some two bob c.unt on loan (probably a mate of Edu's and Kia's)
(c) we spunk a load of money up the wall 2 minutes before the transfer deadline, paying 2-3x their true value and then end up being underwhelmed and wondered why we bothered at all (also known as the 'Pepe option')
Probably go into Stans bank account...he needs it see Kroenkes wealth now valued at £8.1billion ($10billion) by Forbes, he saw his wealth increase by £323.3million between January 1 and April 10 2020...

So we can look forward to some investment in the club :rubchin:
Worth £8bn and the c.unt still took out a Bank of England loan for £100m to help with our running costs - fucking odious wanker

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Fuck off, Ozil.
Fuck off, Ozil.
Fuck off, Ozil and hurry up!!!

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Has he still not fucking gone???? :banghead:

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Kingralph wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:28 pm
Has he still not fucking gone???? :banghead:
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Good riddance

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Fuck me, he’s still lingering around like a nasty smell. How long does it take to sign a contract, you bug eyed twat? :banghead:

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Soon be Friday, one last pay day

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Kingralph wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:39 pm
Fuck me, he’s still lingering around like a nasty smell. How long does it take to sign a contract, you bug eyed twat? :banghead:
The odorous ceuunt's exhausted from playing Fortnight. :cussing:

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Did i hear correctly he is in self-isolation prior to his move........ ffs he's been self-isolating for the majority of his appearances over the last 3 years anyway :banghead:

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It's Friday and he's still not gone?

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Fenerbache are at home on Monday, either he will be unveiled then or on the bench or even playing .
Provided that he hasn’t hurt his back treating his in growing toe nail

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Midz wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:33 pm
It's Friday and he's still not gone?
Wasn’t that a song by the Cure ?

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Fuck off Ozil
Fuck off Snow
Arsene Wenger had to go
Fuck off Ozil
Fuck off Snow
Sup with Auba, I dunno

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