SCUM (H) Sun 1st Sept

[OneBardGooner]

Stomach's going like a washing machine on Drain & Super Spin

We MUST WIN

[falkirk goon]

I have a really bad feeling Dick is going to put several lightweights in midfield.....Ozil, Mkhi, Xhaka........his dodgy team selections could easily cost us another game.

Me too my arse is twitching like a rabbits nose at the thought..

That's probably the hemorrhoids playing up....

It's probably a bit of that aswell mate was on the beer and curry the other night and my ringpiece was like the Japanese flag

[DB10GOONER]

I have a really bad feeling Dick is going to put several lightweights in midfield.....Ozil, Mkhi, Xhaka........his dodgy team selections could easily cost us another game.

Me too my arse is twitching like a rabbits nose at the thought..

That's probably the hemorrhoids playing up....

It's probably a bit of that aswell mate was on the beer and curry the other night and my ringpiece was like the Japanese flag

In the "surrender" position.....?

[Yankee_Gooner_Dandee]

He HAS to start Torreria and Laca and Pepe and Auba. Luiz and Sokratis pick themselves for now. So do the right and left back (unfortunately).

So the only decision he should really have to make is the two other CMs. Personally I'd go with Xhaka alongside Torreria and I'd have Ceballos in the #10. Xhaka is shit but I think hes better than Doozi.

[augie]

It has taken me 5 days to put the anfield debacle behind me and start focusing on this game

If dick fcuks about starting useless c.unts like the armenian pussy then we will have no hope imo - torreira should start but I suspect that he wont. Laca should come in instead of ceballos but will probably replace guendouzi instead As much as we need this win, dick needs it even more - after last saturday he has lost the trust of myself and many other Gooners, and I dont think he can afford another balls up

What really got my into the mood for this weekends game was watching old norf london derbies on premier sports this evening - they should the littlewoods cup semi replay at the scum (great comeback win), and I had forgotten about the horrendously cowardly leg breaking tackle clive allen put in on paul davis

[OneBardGooner]

I have a really bad feeling Dick is going to put several lightweights in midfield.....Ozil, Mkhi, Xhaka........his dodgy team selections could easily cost us another game.

Me too my arse is twitching like a rabbits nose at the thought..

That's probably the hemorrhoids playing up....

It's probably a bit of that aswell mate was on the beer and curry the other night and my ringpiece was like the Japanese flag

In the "surrender" position.....?

Is that what this is called?

[falkirk goon]

Me too my arse is twitching like a rabbits nose at the thought..

That's probably the hemorrhoids playing up....

It's probably a bit of that aswell mate was on the beer and curry the other night and my ringpiece was like the Japanese flag

In the "surrender" position.....?

Is that what this is called?

How did you get that photo of me??

[Herd]

He would need to use a sheep to mop his Duke of Argyll's !
Rumours of poch quitting after Sunday's game are rife.

[DB10GOONER]

He would need to use a sheep to mop his Duke of Argyll's !

Fantastic.

Up there with one of my favourite descriptive phrases: "she had a vagina like an aircraft hanger covered in bears".

[falkirk goon]

He would need to use a sheep to mop his Duke of Argyll's !

Fantastic.

Up there with one of my favourite descriptive phrases: "she had a vagina like an aircraft hanger covered in bears".

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[DB10GOONER]

If dick fcuks about starting useless c.unts like the armenian pussy then we will have no hope imo - torreira should start but I suspect that he wont. Laca should come in instead of ceballos but will probably replace guendouzi instead

100% with you on that one augie. Also I pray to God Xhakatard picks up a knock in training because he will get bypassed and pissed on by their midfield. Ball retention is everything in these games and that moron simply cannot do that. Or much else.

I like Ceballos and hope he develops into something special this season but his performance against the victims showed he is still out of his depth in the faster paced tougher PL. He was awful. Maybe bring him on late if we are winning. Dozer and Torriera would both start for me because they have a bit of guile and grit about them and won't get pushed around. Laca has to start. Simply has to.

[Herd]

He would need to use a sheep to mop his Duke of Argyll's !

Fantastic.

Up there with one of my favourite descriptive phrases: "she had a vagina like an aircraft hanger covered in bears".

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In London we use the term Chalfont St Giles but I came across Dukes in an Irvine Welsh book and almost had a fit on the tube, I laughed so much.

[TeeCee]

Up there with one of my favourite descriptive phrases: "she had a vagina like an aircraft hanger covered in bears"

I also like 'Her fanny looked like a burst Dinghy'

or

'her face looked like a plasterers radio'

[Ray C]

What the fuck are you all going on about ??. Not this fuckin game. Fuck em - 1-0 to the Arsenal.

[Redarmy]

He would need to use a sheep to mop his Duke of Argyll's !

Fantastic.

Up there with one of my favourite descriptive phrases: "she had a vagina like an aircraft hanger covered in bears".

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In London we use the term Chalfont St Giles but I came across Dukes in an Irvine Welsh book and almost had a fit on the tube, I laughed so much.

or Farmer Giles