Citeh (H) PL 15/12 @ 16:30

[IW8Goalmachine]

This could hurt a lot, even if they are generous enough to lube us up first

Never mind lube us up mate, I don't think they'll even extend us the basic common courtesy of at least spitting on our exposed defenceless ringpieces before they go full Ron Jeremy on us.

Our defence comes prelubed

[falkirk goon]

Citeh ht/ft and Citeh -1 -2 -3 and -4 has to be the play here..well have a fartbox like a ripped oot fireplace on Sunday night

[augie]

I just wanna wake up on Monday and for it all to be over - I will probably end up watching it and I don't even want to think about the pain that lies in store.

[OneBardGooner]

Ringpieces to be handed to us 1-4.

Ohhhh FUCKK I saw the title of the thread and got that stomach churning feeling, like when you've just eaten something you knew you should have avoided, like that curry a week out of date...and it's gonna come back like an evil mother fuckka and leave yer ring piece shredded and raw like a pair of frayed bell bottom jeans

You know like Sid does to DB

When we were all in prison sid's nickname was wanksock. And you were my wife. The amount of cigarettes I got loaning you out was incredible.

Oooooooooooh! Someone's on Blob!

Oi! Whad you on abouts mate - Yu don't smoke!

Nope but I used all those thousands of cigarettes to pay for targeted gang rapes on other inmates. And there was poor old Spuddy thinking he was just "popular".

He said he had such a Good Time he can't wait to be incarcerated again.

[SteveO 35]

Used to love the Christmas period and all the games it brings, but the League Cup exit now means we've got 5 meaningless matches in a row before the FA Cup game against Leeds. More than 2 months for the Europa to start again

This game? Probably 20-30 mins of us playing some good stuff, 20-30 minutes of sheer comic book defending and a large spell of nothing. Their defence is dog shit......but not as bad as ours. 2-4 coming up. David Luiz to hit new heights of shitness

[mcdowell42]

Pep Guardiola confirms Sergio Aguero and John Stones will miss Manchester City's trip to Arsenal leaving him with just two fit central defenders https://t.co/p6uj285XTg

There's a bit of good news, they have only 2 fit CBs but unfortunately we have fit CBs

[Topside Northbank]

When was the last time we got an unexpected win home or away help me out here lads.Let alone a draw.

We are 11/2 to win a home game,can't ever a remember a price that big how far we have fallen

Could be painful viewing tomorrow but just hope the front three are the same as against WH Pepe,Auba and Martinelli can't see us conceding anything less than 3 unless Leno makes some great saves and they are wasteful.

[OneBardGooner]

Used to love the Christmas period and all the games it brings, but the League Cup exit now means we've got 5 meaningless matches in a row before the FA Cup game against Leeds. More than 2 months for the Europa to start again

This game? Probably 20-30 mins of us playing some good stuff, 20-30 minutes of sheer comic book defending and a large spell of nothing. Their defence is dog shit......but not as bad as ours. 2-4 coming up. David Luiz to hit new heights of shitness

How is it you are able to read tomorrow's reviews today?????


Have you got one of these?

[augie]

Chavs beaten, Leicester only drawing ……… beat citeeh tomorrow and top 4 is back on

[Ray C]

Even the one point we need in our relegation battle is too much to hope for !. Just kick a few of 'em & score at lease one goal and I'll be happy.

[TeeCee]

2-1 win for us. City have no ‘mental strength’ and now Freddie has told our lot to play with the handbrake off, I think we will cause them a leetle bit of trouble with our top qualitee attack. I also think Freddie could wear a ‘maggot’ coat for the first time........

[nut flush gooner]

If Aguero is out and Sterling has an off day, we might sneak a draw. Not holding my breath though.

[Goonuz71]

Even with Citeah’s shit defence I can see nothing but having our arse’s handed to us on a plate , I would be more than happy to get out of this weekend with a 1-2 defeat, Arteta to stay behind for a few drinks and to sign a 3 year contract ?

[augie]

If Aguero is out and Sterling has an off day, we might sneak a draw. Not holding my breath though.

IF Freddie played a midfield trio of luiz, torreira and guendouzi, then MAYBE we might sneak a draw if aguero is out and sterling has an off day - stopping their midfield is the way to unsettle citeeh, but I just know that the weak as water Freddie will have ozil in the 10 and they will run all over our midfield As much as I rate martinelli, this is a day where we should start pepe, lacazette and auba up front today and spring martinelli from the bench - I think that their shit defence will be worried facing those 3 based on their reputations more than their current form

However I dont expect freddie to pick the right team, and I suspect he will try to play defensively with a team that includes ozil and/or willock and that simply will not work.

4-1 to citeeh

[Leyton Gooner]

Even the one point we need in our relegation battle is too much to hope for !. Just kick a few of 'em & score at lease one goal and I'll be happy.

Norvern relegation fodder style.

“We support our local team” “Same old City always cheating” “Ooh are ya”