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[DB10GOONER]

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Wankbank.

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Test.


Wankbank.

Works as one word. Interesting.

[rodders999]

Test.


Wankbank.

Works as one word. Interesting.

This is the type of content that keeps me coming back for more

[DB10GOONER]

Test.


Wankbank.

Works as one word. Interesting.

This is the type of content that keeps me coming back for more

Yep. We like to keep high standards regarding content.

[StuartL]

For the love of fuck don’t leave that hospital without first taking some candid photos of the nurses for Roddaz’s ***** bank (preferably masked).

I'm afraid the nurses are now fully clad in onesies and not the sexy kind either

I suppose with the masks on they can all look a bit sexy, I thought mine had lovely eyes and I was quite drawn to them until he introduced himself as Martin

He wasn’t from the US per chance ?

Best wishes for a speedy recovery fella

I’m sure the announcement of Auba 14, having signed his new deal on the 14th, while holding our 14th fa cup will help too

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

For the love of fuck don’t leave that hospital without first taking some candid photos of the nurses for Roddaz’s ***** bank (preferably masked).

I'm afraid the nurses are now fully clad in onesies and not the sexy kind either

I suppose with the masks on they can all look a bit sexy, I thought mine had lovely eyes and I was quite drawn to them until he introduced himself as Martin

He wasn’t from the US per chance ?

Best wishes for a speedy recovery fella

I’m sure the announcement of Auba 14, having signed his new deal on the 14th, while holding our 14th fa cup will help too

Come to think of it

Cheers Stu, yes 14 seems like a lucky number, hopefully I won't be 114 by the time we win number 14 league title

[IW8Goalmachine]

Was watching the snooker yesterday (Yes I was that bored).

O'sullivan took a shot and after realised he had used Williams assigned extension. The ref took it off him and explained to Williams that it will need to be cleaned.

If that's the case then why isn't the snooker table cleaned after a player takes a shot.

Makes no sense

[rodders999]

Was watching the snooker yesterday (Yes I was that bored).

O'sullivan took a shot and after realised he had used Williams assigned extension. The ref took it off him and explained to Williams that it will need to be cleaned.

If that's the case then why isn't the snooker table cleaned after a player takes a shot.

Makes no sense

One guy used another guy's "extension" which then had to be cleaned afterwards?

Yeah t'was snooker you were watching alright

[IW8Goalmachine]

Was watching the snooker yesterday (Yes I was that bored).

O'sullivan took a shot and after realised he had used Williams assigned extension. The ref took it off him and explained to Williams that it will need to be cleaned.

If that's the case then why isn't the snooker table cleaned after a player takes a shot.

Makes no sense

One guy used another guy's "extension" which then had to be cleaned afterwards?

Yeah t'was snooker you were watching alright

I believe it was called 'Pot the Brown'

[rodders999]

Seen it, it’s shite

[augie]

Irish government put 3 counties into lockdown at the weekend when at least one of the counties (Laois) should never have been locked down - number of new cases in Laois for last few days starting today and going backwards is none, one, none and one

Health minister told to attend a co-vid parliamentary meeting tomorrow by our Dail (government) and he is refusing to attend and said that he will meet them next week instead - the cheeky c.unt should be sacked before nightfall

[nut flush gooner]

Irish government put 3 counties into lockdown at the weekend when at least one of the counties (Laois) should never have been locked down - number of new cases in Laois for last few days starting today and going backwards is none, one, none and one

Health minister told to attend a co-vid parliamentary meeting tomorrow by our Dail (government) and he is refusing to attend and said that he will meet them next week instead - the cheeky c.unt should be sacked before nightfall

Could be worse, you could have Boris and Matt HanCOCK in charge. Despite the high death tolls in the US, Brazil and now India per capita we are still up there maintaining our top 6 position having fiddled the figures over the last few days. Funny how they don't take any notice of the ONS.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Irish government put 3 counties into lockdown at the weekend when at least one of the counties (Laois) should never have been locked down - number of new cases in Laois for last few days starting today and going backwards is none, one, none and one

Health minister told to attend a co-vid parliamentary meeting tomorrow by our Dail (government) and he is refusing to attend and said that he will meet them next week instead - the cheeky c.unt should be sacked before nightfall

Could be worse, you could have Boris and Matt HanCOCK in charge. Despite the high death tolls in the US, Brazil and now India per capita we are still up there maintaining our top 6 position having fiddled the figures over the last few days. Funny how they don't take any notice of the ONS.

Tbf if Labour were in you wouldn't be posting nor would hardly anyone, there'd be about a tenth of the population left and that tenth would be out on strike

[nut flush gooner]

Irish government put 3 counties into lockdown at the weekend when at least one of the counties (Laois) should never have been locked down - number of new cases in Laois for last few days starting today and going backwards is none, one, none and one

Health minister told to attend a co-vid parliamentary meeting tomorrow by our Dail (government) and he is refusing to attend and said that he will meet them next week instead - the cheeky c.unt should be sacked before nightfall

Could be worse, you could have Boris and Matt HanCOCK in charge. Despite the high death tolls in the US, Brazil and now India per capita we are still up there maintaining our top 6 position having fiddled the figures over the last few days. Funny how they don't take any notice of the ONS.

Tbf if Labour were in you wouldn't be posting nor would hardly anyone, there'd be about a tenth of the population left and that tenth would be out on strike

My observations aren't political tbh. If Labour were in power for sure I would be going at Corbyn.

That is the harsh reality of this country, right now no one is competent enough to deal with a crisis of this magnitude. I would feel more comfortable with someone like Kier Starmer though. who pays a lot more attention to detail than Boris who with his one liners is like the salesman that promises the earth and delivers a pile of turd.

[CloakedGooner]

UK is now officially in recession