That shower of blarts A Sun 12th July KO 1630

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Re: That shower of fannybulges A Sun 12th July KO 1630

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falkirk goon wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:23 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Wed Jul 08, 2020 7:34 pm
Can we let Falkirk Goon set up every match thread BTW.........That shower of fannybulges :D :D :D

A unique way with words has our FG.......can he set up a suitable heading for all the other teams in the league? :D
:D I've set up the last few SteveO :barscarf: if I can get in quick enough :rubchin: i will try and start a thread for those Scouse ringholes on weds :barscarf:
The challenge has been posted my friend! I'm sure there's a suitable nickname for all of our opponents, even the less offensive ones. You missed the chance against The Land of the Six Fingered Glove with Norwich, but I'm sure you're the man for the job for the rest of our games :D

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Michael Oliver is the ref for this 1, probably best if he let's them take their penalty before the match to save time.

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Herd wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 5:18 pm
For once the fake crowd noise might be funny if they take it from previous matches , I predict a riot !
We can all laugh at Dier as he storms into the crowd to save his brother, only discover it was a cardboard cut out

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wibble wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 6:12 pm
Herd wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 5:18 pm
For once the fake crowd noise might be funny if they take it from previous matches , I predict a riot !
We can all laugh at Dier as he storms into the crowd to save his brother, only discover it was a cardboard cut out
There is not going to be any cardboard cutouts in the stadium as they are putting them all on the pavement in the high road with a recording of them threatening children and froth painted on the mouths.

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53272857

Only dilemma was who to put last Kane or Sheringham ........ but then I remembered he’s a *word censored*, always was a *word censored*, always will be a *word censored* so put teddy.

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Not buying in to all this phoney praise of the thread title from Falkirk one fucking bit.

Fanny bulge is not a derogatory phrase as far as this poster is concerned, in fact it’s quite the opposite. For starters it would be in my top 10 saved favourite searches on pornhub.

The term serves up images of those unbelievable yoga pants you see absolutely everywhere these days, you know the ones that show every contour of that sexy peach shaped arse from the rear and round the front nirvana itself - the fanny bulge.

To use that term in connection with that fucking lot deserves a ban from here not reward.

Falkirk OUT end of.

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StuartL wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 6:56 pm
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53272857

Only dilemma was who to put last Kane or Sheringham ........ but then I remembered he’s a *word censored*, always was a *word censored*, always will be a *word censored* so put teddy.

:lol: :lol: I did it the other way around Stuart, simply because I know will compete well in the final poll, so wanted to put him at the bottom.

TH14 should comfortably win this poll, although I'd love DB10 to win it. The real one, not the nasty, fussy, Mod bastard on here of course.

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rodders999 wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 8:07 pm
Not buying in to all this phoney praise of the thread title from Falkirk one fucking bit.

Fanny bulge is not a derogatory phrase as far as this poster is concerned, in fact it’s quite the opposite. For starters it would be in my top 10 saved favourite searches on pornhub.

The term serves up images of those unbelievable yoga pants you see absolutely everywhere these days, you know the ones that show every contour of that sexy peach shaped arse from the rear and round the front nirvana itself - the fanny bulge.

To use that term in connection with that fucking lot deserves a ban from here not reward.

Falkirk OUT end of.


:lol: :lol:

Falkirk is a traitor...hang him !!

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I see Maureen is having a good old whinge about a penalty he thinks the Scum should have had tonight. Expect to see some sort of “evening up” of that on Sunday

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 8:14 pm
rodders999 wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 8:07 pm
Not buying in to all this phoney praise of the thread title from Falkirk one fucking bit.

Fanny bulge is not a derogatory phrase as far as this poster is concerned, in fact it’s quite the opposite. For starters it would be in my top 10 saved favourite searches on pornhub.

The term serves up images of those unbelievable yoga pants you see absolutely everywhere these days, you know the ones that show every contour of that sexy peach shaped arse from the rear and round the front nirvana itself - the fanny bulge.

To use that term in connection with that fucking lot deserves a ban from here not reward.

Falkirk OUT end of.


:lol: :lol:

Falkirk is a traitor...hang him !!
:shock: :lol:

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In my defence Rodders the term fannybulge is a derogatory term up here 8) example.. "That *word censored* ower there is a complete fannybulge".. or "look at nick of that fucker whit a fannybulge he looks!" 8) I don't disagree one bit about the tight pants analogy though..up here it would be "look at the camel toe oan that!!" Or "look at the blart oan that" 8)

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falkirk goon wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 9:53 pm
In my defence Rodders the term fannybulge is a derogatory term up here 8) example.. "That *word censored* ower there is a complete fannybulge".. or "look at nick of that fucker whit a fannybulge he looks!" 8) I don't disagree one bit about the tight pants analogy though..up here it would be "look at the camel toe oan that!!" Or "look at the blart oan that" 8)
Willing to let it slide this once falkirk but I'll be watching ya closely form here on out.

What do we think of Tottenham?

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falkirk goon wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 9:53 pm
In my defence Rodders the term fannybulge is a derogatory term up here 8) example.. "That *word censored* ower there is a complete fannybulge".. or "look at nick of that fucker whit a fannybulge he looks!" 8) I don't disagree one bit about the tight pants analogy though..up here it would be "look at the camel toe oan that!!" Or "look at the blart oan that" 8)

I've never come across the term before, but I'm assuming we could have had "That shower of blarts" ?? :rubchin: :lol:

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Didn't know where to post this so thought I'd put it here.


ESPN say Tierney caused some awkward moments in his early months at the club with his commitment in training, which did not go down well with some of his teammates. Tierney was urged to tone it down by teammates who had grown used to less forceful sessions under Emery & Wenger. https://t.co/htXCevdj5K


All that has changed under Mikel Arteta, however, with sources telling ESPN that Tierney's aggressive 'train as you play' approach has been favourably received by the new manager. #Arsenal https://t.co/Obt6tlFH6K

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:11 pm
Didn't know where to post this so thought I'd put it here.


ESPN say Tierney caused some awkward moments in his early months at the club with his commitment in training, which did not go down well with some of his teammates. Tierney was urged to tone it down by teammates who had grown used to less forceful sessions under Emery & Wenger. https://t.co/htXCevdj5K


All that has changed under Mikel Arteta, however, with sources telling ESPN that Tierney's aggressive 'train as you play' approach has been favourably received by the new manager. #Arsenal https://t.co/Obt6tlFH6K

Tone it down, don’t sprint, don’t tackle, don’t close down, don’t put effort in :banghead:

It’s so obvious who puts effort and who doesn’t - yet the crowd get called out for criticising the poor little darlings

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