As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
We've had two or three threads on here over the last week or so that have been hijacked with utter sexual filth that it's been fantastic. Are we slowly on our way back to the 2008-10 forum golden age? Come on, we can do it.
Just for your information, given half a chance, I'd be sorting Alex Scott out from behind with hopefully Angela Merkel joining it for a bit of fun before having it up her too.
WTF Mate - The German Prime Minister in a Threesome?????
Alex Scott, you’re so hot
In my dreams I see you twerking,
When you come on my TV screen
I instantly start jerking.
Your arse, your tits, your juicy lips
My pecker’s like a rock,
You made me blow a big fat load
Inside my crusty sock
I’ll slide it in, I’ll slide it out
I’ll let you take it in your mouth,
So swallow it all it won’t taste bitter
And then I’ll take you up the shitter
Lots of love,
Roddaz
Roddaz Gooner Poet Laureate of Porn
Sock It To Em Roddaz!
Well she definitely looks like she's got the Grip Correct
Simply beautiful. I think you should send it in to the BBC or Sky and ask them to pass it on. Put some bolllox about it being all about black lives matter or birds rights or gay pride or something and see if you can get it read out before Premier League match.
It doesn’t scan well at the end but I’d been drinking and lost interest but it’s passable.
Is that one bard and Augie predicting 3-1 wins now? Can’t see that myself. Can’t see anything other than more fucking misery.
I didnt say 3-1 but I do believe that we will win - two of the biggest d.ckheads in the team (xhaka and bellend) are out for tonight, so even if we play no-one in their place it would be an improvement.
It doesn’t scan well at the end but I’d been drinking and lost interest but it’s passable.
Is that one bard and Augie predicting 3-1 wins now? Can’t see that myself. Can’t see anything other than more fucking misery.
I didnt say 3-1 but I do believe that we will win - two of the biggest d.ckheads in the team (xhaka and bellend) are out for tonight, so even if we play no-one in their place it would be an improvement.
2-1 with auba and nketieh bagging the goals
Tbh I had us down for a 2-0 defeat but with those pair of wanktards out - especially Xhakatard - I reckon you might be right augster.
Now if none of Pillock, Mustafalaugh, Hleballos, Maitland-Bendtner and Nelson get near the pitch I'd even push that out to a 3-1 win for us.
We've had two or three threads on here over the last week or so that have been hijacked with utter sexual filth that it's been fantastic. Are we slowly on our way back to the 2008-10 forum golden age? Come on, we can do it.
Just for your information, given half a chance, I'd be sorting Alex Scott out from behind with hopefully Angela Merkel joining it for a bit of fun before having it up her too.
WTF Mate - The German Prime Minister in a Threesome?????
This really is getting FILFFY
We've all got our little turn-ons, old Chap. I imagine she'd be in the Nazi gear with the whip.
These used to be the games when Wenger would pull out a result which would infuriate me even more. I am not so sure that this team has it in them though, but this is primarily down to crossing to Aubameyang isn't a very good attacking plan.
If Ceballos and Elneny start in midfield along with Cedric and Willian, which is what I suspect that he will do, I think that this will be a draw at best.
If he reverts to his 3 at the back, Arteta may get a result.
Incoherent Ramblings (Part 2) - The Quest for the World's Longest Sentence -
When the world has finished devouring it's own arsehole I would like to be given the opportunity to go out on the pitch at half time and read my poem aloud over the PA while standing on the center circle and after reading the last line I would press a button hidden up my sleeve that would make all my clothes fall off Bucks Fizz style and everyone would see my pecker standing to attention and then I would press another button and like one of those fake guns that the Joker has in Batman, where after pulling the trigger a bit of cloth with the word BANG on it comes out, my button would cause a little flag to drop down from my pecker and on it would be written "I LOVE YOU ALEX" and it would be put up on the big screen and after seeing it she would run down from the commentary box and out on to the field and jump in my arms and we would then make sweet sweet love right there and everyone would be cheering and and our love making would go on for all eternity
