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Will be interesting to see if AMN plays ahead of Cedric in Belleríns position, if he does you've got to ask why was Cedric given a 4 Yr contract.
I don't think we need to look much further than the agent for that answer mate! I bet AMN does play there tonight too.
Regardless of whether Cedric or AMN play its largely irrelevant anyway, as either could have an absolute stormer and still be straight back out of the side once Ballerina is available again
Incoherent Ramblings (Part 2) - The Quest for the World's Longest Sentence -
When the world has finished devouring it's own arsehole I would like to be given the opportunity to go out on the pitch at half time and read my poem aloud over the PA while standing on the center circle and after reading the last line I would press a button hidden up my sleeve that would make all my clothes fall off Bucks Fizz style and everyone would see my pecker standing to attention and then I would press another button and like one of those fake guns that the Joker has in Batman, where after pulling the trigger a bit of cloth with the word BANG on it comes out, my button would cause a little flag to drop down from my pecker and on it would be written "I LOVE YOU ALEX" and it would be put up on the big screen and after seeing it she would run down from the commentary box and out on to the field and jump in my arms and we would then make sweet sweet love right there and everyone would be cheering and and our love making would go on for all eternity
Incoherent Ramblings (Part 2) - The Quest for the World's Longest Sentence -
When the world has finished devouring it's own arsehole I would like to be given the opportunity to go out on the pitch at half time and read my poem aloud over the PA while standing on the center circle and after reading the last line I would press a button hidden up my sleeve that would make all my clothes fall off Bucks Fizz style and everyone would see my pecker standing to attention and then I would press another button and like one of those fake guns that the Joker has in Batman, where after pulling the trigger a bit of cloth with the word BANG on it comes out, my button would cause a little flag to drop down from my pecker and on it would be written "I LOVE YOU ALEX" and it would be put up on the big screen and after seeing it she would run down from the commentary box and out on to the field and jump in my arms and we would then make sweet sweet love right there and everyone would be cheering and and our love making would go on for all eternity
Well according to the rumours the ex-womens "footballer" would require you to own a fully serviceable vagina for her to be interested mate. Allegedly. Cough cough etc.
And yes it is possible that I started those rumours.
Will be interesting to see if AMN plays ahead of Cedric in Belleríns position, if he does you've got to ask why was Cedric given a 4 Yr contract.
I don't think we need to look much further than the agent for that answer mate! I bet AMN does play there tonight too.
Regardless of whether Cedric or AMN play its largely irrelevant anyway, as either could have an absolute stormer and still be straight back out of the side once Ballerina is available again
In fairness I think we are pretty safe in assuming that neither will have a stormer. Ever. In their career.
Although if Maitland-Bendtner manages to have a five minute spell where he doesn't continually fuck away possession you will have a few mongs on here hailing that as him having had a "great game".
Incoherent Ramblings (Part 2) - The Quest for the World's Longest Sentence -
When the world has finished devouring it's own arsehole I would like to be given the opportunity to go out on the pitch at half time and read my poem aloud over the PA while standing on the center circle and after reading the last line I would press a button hidden up my sleeve that would make all my clothes fall off Bucks Fizz style and everyone would see my pecker standing to attention and then I would press another button and like one of those fake guns that the Joker has in Batman, where after pulling the trigger a bit of cloth with the word BANG on it comes out, my button would cause a little flag to drop down from my pecker and on it would be written "I LOVE YOU ALEX" and it would be put up on the big screen and after seeing it she would run down from the commentary box and out on to the field and jump in my arms and we would then make sweet sweet love right there and everyone would be cheering and and our love making would go on for all eternity
Rodders' Knob Matters
Steady he will won’t you to go down on one knee for a minute
Incoherent Ramblings (Part 2) - The Quest for the World's Longest Sentence -
When the world has finished devouring it's own arsehole I would like to be given the opportunity to go out on the pitch at half time and read my poem aloud over the PA while standing on the center circle and after reading the last line I would press a button hidden up my sleeve that would make all my clothes fall off Bucks Fizz style and everyone would see my pecker standing to attention and then I would press another button and like one of those fake guns that the Joker has in Batman, where after pulling the trigger a bit of cloth with the word BANG on it comes out, my button would cause a little flag to drop down from my pecker and on it would be written "I LOVE YOU ALEX" and it would be put up on the big screen and after seeing it she would run down from the commentary box and out on to the field and jump in my arms and we would then make sweet sweet love right there and everyone would be cheering and and our love making would go on for all eternity
Rodders' Knob Matters
Steady he will won’t you to go down on one knee for a minute
A minute mate? 15 seconds would suffice apparently!
Incoherent Ramblings (Part 2) - The Quest for the World's Longest Sentence -
When the world has finished devouring it's own arsehole I would like to be given the opportunity to go out on the pitch at half time and read my poem aloud over the PA while standing on the center circle and after reading the last line I would press a button hidden up my sleeve that would make all my clothes fall off Bucks Fizz style and everyone would see my pecker standing to attention and then I would press another button and like one of those fake guns that the Joker has in Batman, where after pulling the trigger a bit of cloth with the word BANG on it comes out, my button would cause a little flag to drop down from my pecker and on it would be written "I LOVE YOU ALEX" and it would be put up on the big screen and after seeing it she would run down from the commentary box and out on to the field and jump in my arms and we would then make sweet sweet love right there and everyone would be cheering and and our love making would go on for all eternity
Four changes from the weekend
Maitland-Niles, Ceballos, Pepe, Nketiah
Bellerin, Xhaka, Willian, Lacazette