As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
OneBardGooner
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by OneBardGooner Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:47 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:46 pm
xisstential wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:44 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:41 pm
Why is 5 foot 7 Linda Zoolander now ALWAYS marking the tallest oppo player at corners? What fucking idiot came up with that idea ffs?
Zonal mate.....you don't mark the player, you mark the space. Cunning huh
Ah right. So where I thought he was marking a player twice his height he was in effect just standing near him with no idea what to do? Very cunning.
Yes, but not knowing what to do comes natural to the bellend
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:51 pm
Ooohhhh....
"it only takes one moment, one bit of magic, and it can change the game". Profound. Listening to Karen Carney is like listening to Bergkamp discuss football.
Where did they get that stupid fucking cùnt?
xgtdec
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by xgtdec Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:52 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:51 pm
Ooohhhh....
"it only takes one moment, one bit of magic, and it can change the game". Profound. Listening to Karen Carney is like listening to Bergkamp discuss football.
Where did they get that stupid fucking cùnt?
I still would , after a few pints
rodders999
Posts: 20269 Joined: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:59 pmLocation: Diamond Club
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by rodders999 Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:52 pm
A game and a half played, Benfica have had fuck all interest in attacking in either game, yet they have 2 fucking goals
rodders999
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by rodders999 Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:52 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:51 pm
Those glasses do NOT suit Keown...
I still would, after a few pints
rodders999
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by rodders999 Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:53 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:47 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:46 pm
WHAT THE FUCKK IS THAT IN THE LIME GREEN DRESS ... JEEEEEZZZUSSSS...
Roddaz.
Was it the outline of my pecker that gave the game away?
Midz
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by Midz Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:53 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:51 pm
Those glasses do NOT suit Keown...
Was thinking the same thing
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:53 pm
xgtdec wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:52 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:51 pm
Ooohhhh....
"it only takes one moment, one bit of magic, and it can change the game". Profound. Listening to Karen Carney is like listening to Bergkamp discuss football.
Where did they get that stupid fucking cùnt?
I still would , after a few pints
You like them kinda blokey looking huh? Interesting.
OneBardGooner
Posts: 43042 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 amLocation: Close To The Edge
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by OneBardGooner Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:53 pm
If we blow this then surely Arteta must walk away...I know he won't because he's too arrogant etc...
But we should have this in the bag ... NOT the Bog.
John F
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by John F Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:54 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:46 pm
xisstential wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:44 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:41 pm
Why is 5 foot 7 Linda Zoolander now ALWAYS marking the tallest oppo player at corners? What fucking idiot came up with that idea ffs?
Zonal mate.....you don't mark the player, you mark the space. Cunning huh
Ah right. So where I thought he was marking a player twice his height he was in effect just standing near him with no idea what to do? Very cunning.
What you don't realise about Vegans DB is they have excessive wind that can lift them off the ground an extra 4 inches when jumping.
GoonerMuzz
Posts: 5748 Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2014 11:53 pmLocation: Defending is optional
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by GoonerMuzz Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:54 pm
Personally i'm hooking Linda for Soares and Xhaka for Hein, he cant do any worse or be any less ineffective
OneBardGooner
Posts: 43042 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 amLocation: Close To The Edge
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by OneBardGooner Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:54 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:53 pm
xgtdec wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:52 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:51 pm
Ooohhhh....
"it only takes one moment, one bit of magic, and it can change the game". Profound. Listening to Karen Carney is like listening to Bergkamp discuss football.
Where did they get that stupid fucking cùnt?
I still would , after a few pints
You like them kinda blokey looking huh? Interesting.
He was talking about Martin Keown
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:54 pm
Midz wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:53 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:51 pm
Those glasses do NOT suit Keown...
Was thinking the same thing
I kept expecting him to yell out "shut it Frankie Frazer you toilet!"
