Benfica Bawbags N Thur 25th Feb KO 555pm

[Clummo99]

Those glasses do NOT suit Keown...

Reminds me of Brains from Thunderbirds.

[OneBardGooner]

Why is 5 foot 7 Linda Zoolander now ALWAYS marking the tallest oppo player at corners? What fucking idiot came up with that idea ffs?

Zonal mate.....you don't mark the player, you mark the space. Cunning huh

Ah right. So where I thought he was marking a player twice his height he was in effect just standing near him with no idea what to do? Very cunning.

What you don't realise about Vegans DB is they have excessive wind that can lift them off the ground an extra 4 inches when jumping.

So you are speaking from personal experience then!?

[OneBardGooner]

Those glasses do NOT suit Keown...

Reminds me of Brains from Thunderbirds.

Poles apart mate! POLES APART.

[OneBardGooner]

Those glasses do NOT suit Keown...

Was thinking the same thing

I kept expecting him to yell out "shut it Frankie Frazer you toilet!"

[DB10GOONER]

WHAT THE FUCKK IS THAT IN THE LIME GREEN DRESS ... JEEEEEZZZUSSSS...

Roddaz.

Was it the outline of my pecker that gave the game away?

Yep. I'd recognise that penis anywhere. After 753 dickpick PM's anyone would.....

[Clummo99]

Typical Arsenal but that was a superb free kick!

Nope. Yes Ceballos stuck a leg out but the fella trod on him. Don't let your dislike for a player cloud things.

[rodders999]

Yep, they’ve had one shot on target....and scored

[xgtdec]

Ooohhhh....

"it only takes one moment, one bit of magic, and it can change the game". Profound. Listening to Karen Carney is like listening to Bergkamp discuss football.

Where did they get that stupid fucking cùnt?

I still would , after a few pints

You like them kinda blokey looking huh? Interesting.

Not too blokey, I draw the line if I can feel the tache

[rodders999]

WHAT THE FUCKK IS THAT IN THE LIME GREEN DRESS ... JEEEEEZZZUSSSS...

Roddaz.

Was it the outline of my pecker that gave the game away?

Yep. I'd recognise that penis anywhere. After 753 dickpick PM's anyone would.....

754......you’ve got mail

[OneBardGooner]

Ooohhhh....

"it only takes one moment, one bit of magic, and it can change the game". Profound. Listening to Karen Carney is like listening to Bergkamp discuss football.

Where did they get that stupid fucking cùnt?

I still would , after a few pints

You like them kinda blokey looking huh? Interesting.

Not too blokey, I draw the line if I can feel the tache

What!? So you 'draw the line at blowjobs'???

[OneBardGooner]

Typical Arsenal but that was a superb free kick!

Nope. Yes Ceballos stuck a leg out but the fella trod on him. Don't let your dislike for a player cloud things.

True Dat.

[DB10GOONER]

Yep, they’ve had one shot on target....and scored

I'd love to jump in here with a witty quip about Martinez vs Butter Wrists but in fairness even Seamo would not have gotten to that one. Maybe.

[SteveO 35]

He needs to hook Ceballos NOW!

Bring on Martinelli

Hook clubfoot the useless turd and bring on Partey - If he's on the bench then he should play!

Martinelli is being rested for when he's 28 years old mate

[OneBardGooner]

Who the fuckkk is this biased cuntbag doing the commentating...He seems to be revelling in the fact that Benfica have equalised... the CUNNNTTT

[DB10GOONER]

WHAT THE FUCKK IS THAT IN THE LIME GREEN DRESS ... JEEEEEZZZUSSSS...

Roddaz.

Was it the outline of my pecker that gave the game away?

Yep. I'd recognise that penis anywhere. After 753 dickpick PM's anyone would.....

754......you’ve got mail

Ooh ooh I still get excited!!