The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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Hmm might just take out a bet that the next manager, whoever and whenever that might be, gives him an improved contract :barscarf: :barscarf:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 10:33 pm
I’m convinced that we have some sort of inside job going on. How to dismantle a football club within 3 seasons. If I had paid Vinai, Edu and Mikel to relegate the club I wouldn’t have expected this efficient a job. Quite impressive to see really.

If this is not in fact a deliberate attempt to relegate us then I am truly astounded.
In a sense, it is pretty hilarious as it shows how inept the Kroenkes are when they don't have this sort of socialism for the wealthy to keep their investment afloat.

They really should have sold this summer.

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Sun Aug 29, 2021 8:59 am
Hmm might just take out a bet that the next manager, whoever and whenever that might be, gives him an improved contract :barscarf: :barscarf:
At this stage I wouldn’t be surprised if Xhaka is the next manager :roll: :lol:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 10:33 pm
I’m convinced that we have some sort of inside job going on. How to dismantle a football club within 3 seasons. If I had paid Vinai, Edu and Mikel to relegate the club I wouldn’t have expected this efficient a job. Quite impressive to see really.

If this is not in fact a deliberate attempt to relegate us then I am truly astounded.
yeah....true....can look at it that way....

If we do get relegated those fuckers (Vinai, Edu, Arteta) will have to emigrate

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Every situation with this plodder just gets worse. We have now given this ingrate a lucrative new contract and he didn't even want to be there. He was desperate to leave, we couldn't get the extra 5 quid for him, but instead of cutting our losses, we've given him another bumper contract :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

And he repays us by getting sent off. AGAIN!! Actually that's the one positive of this whole mess.

As an aside Xhaka is now at an age, where as a footballer, he should be in his prime, yet Roma offered us about half of what Wenger paid for him. Arsene knows :? :?

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This cùnt has the footballing brain and technique of a lobotomised pig with three legs. :oops: :roll:

How in fuck did we go from trying to sell him, him wanting to go, to him on an extended improved contract? Oh I know how: we are run by fucking morons. :censored: :roll:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Aug 29, 2021 2:43 pm
This cùnt has the footballing brain and technique of a lobotomised pig with three legs. :oops: :roll:

How in fuck did we go from trying to sell him, him wanting to go, to him on an extended improved contract? Oh I know how: we are run by fucking morons. :censored: :roll:
Xhaka and Odegaard, millions spunked away on two players who both want to be at other clubs :cry: :cry: :cry:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Aug 29, 2021 2:43 pm
This cùnt has the footballing brain and technique of a lobotomised pig with three legs. :oops: :roll:

How in fuck did we go from trying to sell him, him wanting to go, to him on an extended improved contract? Oh I know how: we are run by fucking morons. :censored: :roll:

That's a tad harsh on the Pig species mate! Especially the three-legged ones! :D

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Sun Aug 29, 2021 8:59 am
Hmm might just take out a bet that the next manager, whoever and whenever that might be, gives him an improved contract :barscarf: :barscarf:
The way things are going I can see it being Clive as player - manager :shock:

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Myself and (I think) Onebard alluded to the possibility (probability) that this braindead talentless coward intentionally got himself sent off because he's a selfish cowardly bitch and Elbows Shearer agrees....

https://www.football365.com/news/sheare ... ester-city

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:35 am
Myself and (I think) Onebard alluded to the possibility (probability) that this braindead talentless coward intentionally got himself sent off because he's a selfish cowardly bitch and Elbows Shearer agrees....

https://www.football365.com/news/sheare ... ester-city
I thought that the moment he did it. Still can’t believe he wasn’t sold :banghead:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:35 am
Myself and (I think) Onebard alluded to the possibility (probability) that this braindead talentless coward intentionally got himself sent off because he's a selfish cowardly bitch and Elbows Shearer agrees....

https://www.football365.com/news/sheare ... ester-city

Yup! I honestly believe it. He's an arrogant, thick-as-shyte-ill-educated, useless CuntOf a player and up there with the worst players the TOF ever, ever signed; and there have been a few: Santos. Denilson. Cegan. The one with the crocked back, Sanogo, Almunia...etc etc etc.


Clive WAS a CU.NT
Clive IS a CU.NT
Clive shall always and forever after be a CU.NT

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 5:40 pm

Yup! I honestly believe it. He's an arrogant, thick-as-shyte-ill-educated, useless CuntOf a player and up there with the worst players the TOF ever, ever signed; and there have been a few: Santos. Denilson. Cegan. The one with the crocked back, Sanogo, Almunia...etc etc etc.
Xhaka is possibly the only Arsenal player I have hated whilst playing for Arsenal. He is not only as pi$$ poor a midfielder as I have ever seen, his attitude stinks. Obviously he does not want to be at Arsenal.

Whilst the others were not particularly good, their attitude was nowhere near as bad as Xhaka’s.

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The Swiss FA have confirmed Granit Xhaka has tested positive for Covid having displayed symptoms this morning. He’s currently isolating while away with his national team.

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:34 pm
The Swiss FA have confirmed Granit Xhaka has tested positive for Covid having displayed symptoms this morning. He’s currently isolating while away with his national team.
Tested positive for being a c.unt you mean.

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