The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 12:32 pm
Jaysus lads so now people who are unvaccinated are morons? :lol:
Not unless their "reasoning" for not being vaccinated is the conspiracy and the 5G and the government microbots controlling us through the vaccine etc, in which case then yes they are fucking morons. :lol:

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I know a few people who have chosen not to get this vaccine for various reasons but whom I wouldnt consider anti-vaxxers or moron's, I am fairly certain Xhaka does not fall into that category :lol:

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Probably the fans fault or social media's fault that he contracted COVID :roll:

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Fri Sep 03, 2021 1:33 pm
Probably the fans fault or social media's fault that he contracted COVID :roll:
:lol: :lol:

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Fri Sep 03, 2021 1:33 pm
Probably the fans fault or social media's fault that he contracted COVID :roll:

I think the COVID Virus was on the Ref's Red Card and when he waved it in Clive's direction, he (cliveCunto) Inhaled the air surrounding the card and Hey! Presto! ShaaaBang -!

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I didn't even have to check or double check anything this morning, Yup! Clive is still a "CU.NT".


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Has he been taken into hospital with Covid????

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Stating the bleeding obvious. No Xhaka, two wins, no goals conceded and we looked a bit more coherent as a team, compared to our last visit to Burnley. It really is that obvious.

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Odegaard with ESM with Partey holding looks decent. Its another variation that keeps Xhaka off the pitch.

Two wins and clean sheets without Xhaka. If Arteta doesn't read into this then he is clueless.

Ive always been at a loss to explain Xhaka. He is not a great defensive player, not a great passer, not a dynamic midfielder at all. He just drifts within the game, receives the ball, passes the ball, basically a jack off all trades master of none. Reminds me of Denilson who was another midfielder who specialised in nothing.

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wilson2.0 wrote:
Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:13 am
Odegaard with ESM with Partey holding looks decent. Its another variation that keeps Xhaka off the pitch.

Two wins and clean sheets without Xhaka. If Arteta doesn't read into this then he is clueless.

Ive always been at a loss to explain Xhaka. He is not a great defensive player, not a great passer, not a dynamic midfielder at all. He just drifts within the game, receives the ball, passes the ball, basically a jack off all trades master of none. Reminds me of Denilson who was another midfielder who specialised in nothing.
More of a jerk off than a jack of in my opinion.

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You just know shit for brains will walk back in to the team for the Spurs game don't you.........whilst I wouldn't go as far as to say its been "a pleasure" watching the team without him, it sure as hell made a refreshing difference in that part of the field. Watching this gormless knob point at everyone and play pretend hard-man against the Scummers will be a big mistake

Hopefully he'll tell the fans to fuck off again and then Captain Black can grow a pair and bomb the c.unt out

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Well, myself Robbo10 and DB had a discussion on three of the ancient languages of the human race and you'll perhaps not be surprised to learn that
the Aztecian, Swahilian, Nepalese peoples all share the same word for

"Gormless cun.t of a Smelly Vadge full of Pox Pistules who points at everything whilst not having a clue."

and that word is Xhaka. (with or without 'k' is optional).

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:11 pm
...whilst I wouldn't go as far as to say its been "a pleasure" watching the team without him, it sure as hell made a refreshing difference in that part of the field.
It has improved. Sambi and Partey aren’t world beaters, but they are an massive upgrade in comparison to Xhakash!t

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arrgee wrote:
Thu Sep 23, 2021 3:32 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:11 pm
...whilst I wouldn't go as far as to say its been "a pleasure" watching the team without him, it sure as hell made a refreshing difference in that part of the field.
It has improved. Sambi and Partey aren’t world beaters, but they are an massive upgrade in comparison to Xhakash!t
Agree, Arrgee, Lonkonga looks a very good bit of business to be fair.

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