The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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I was going for option 3, the other two are already obvious to everyone bar him :wink:

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He's not still here is he?

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Apparently he's doing a pilgrimage to Rome crawling on his hands and knees to pay penance for being such a CUNNT. - Even the pope calls him Clive The CUNNT - Or as Roma fans will (hopefully) eventually refer to him as:

Clivo the CUNTO :D

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Jun 26, 2021 12:28 am
Apparently he's doing a pilgrimage to Rome crawling on his hands and knees to pay penance for being such a CUNNT. - Even the pope calls him Clive The CUNNT - Or as Roma fans will (hopefully) eventually refer to him as:

Clivo the CUNTO :D
The wanky Granit Xhaka went to Rome to see the Pope ?

:shock:

I wonder what his response will be ?

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StuartL wrote:
Sat Jun 26, 2021 9:37 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Jun 26, 2021 12:28 am
Apparently he's doing a pilgrimage to Rome crawling on his hands and knees to pay penance for being such a CUNNT. - Even the pope calls him Clive The CUNNT - Or as Roma fans will (hopefully) eventually refer to him as:

Clivo the CUNTO :D
The wanky Granit Xhaka went to Rome to see the Pope ?

:shock:

I wonder what his response will be ?

Apparently the pope is a huge football fan and so hopefully just after Clivo El Cunto signs on the dotted line for Roma - he'll get struck by a bolt of Lightning...

(never under-estimate the power of prayer) :D

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Jun 26, 2021 12:28 am
Apparently he's doing a pilgrimage to Rome crawling on his hands and knees to pay penance for being such a CUNNT. - Even the pope calls him Clive The CUNNT - Or as Roma fans will (hopefully) eventually refer to him as:

Clivo the CUNTO :D
It'll be the fastest he's ever moved! :roll:

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Clivo the CUNTO
:D :D

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Has this fucking weapon not been sold yet ffs? :roll:

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Give it to tonight and see if Switzerland go out .

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Had an awful dream / Night-Fucking-Mare last night - I dreamt Switzerland were playing France and Clive El CUNTO got his leg broken - and so Roma cancelled the transfer and we were stuck with him for another 2 FUCKIN-YEARS!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :banghead: :banghead: :suicide:

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Turned into Pirlo tonight ffs :shock: :lol:

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Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Mon Jun 28, 2021 9:14 pm
Turned into Pirlo tonight ffs :shock: :lol:


He's waited till he's (more or less) gone from Arsenal then he has the game of his career.

Clivo El CUNTO.

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Jun 28, 2021 9:36 pm
Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Mon Jun 28, 2021 9:14 pm
Turned into Pirlo tonight ffs :shock: :lol:


He's waited till he's (more or less) gone from Arsenal then he has the game of his career.

Clivo El CUNTO.
Will you pair put your knickers back on ffs. :lol: :wink:

He managed to actually land a few passes where they were intended for a change. Thats all. He still managed to piss it away the other half the time and go flying in like a fucking idiot whilst on a yellow. To cap it all, as a captain wearing a number 10, he fucking ducked taking a penno. Utter cowardly cùnt. :censored:

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Say what you like about his performance you just know those *word censored* have just had another £5M flash before their eyes :banghead: :cussing:

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I know you were sitting there dying for him to take a penalty and miss . But he made the right decision or his manager did .
The right players took them and scored them .

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