The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:59 pm
Midz wrote:
Sun Jul 04, 2021 7:09 pm
Will he be gone on Monday (he asks hopefully)?
Well I for one have my fingers, toes, legs, arms, both penises :shock: and eyes all crossed..... :wink:
Driving must a be a whole new experience without your bellend distracting you. :box: :lol:

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Whatever you do DON'T cross-tangle yer gonads

That was in Ghostbusters wasn't it . "" Don't cross the streams.""

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A11M11 wrote:
Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:08 pm
Whatever you do DON'T cross-tangle yer gonads

That was in Ghostbusters wasn't it . "" Don't cross the streams.""
Spoooookey! :D

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When is this swiss/albanian c.unt gonna fcuk off and sign for someone else, or is it possible that martinez-lite (copyright DB10 :wink: ) has done a u turn and now decided that he is unsellable ?? :cry: :cry:

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augie wrote:
Wed Jul 07, 2021 7:34 am
When is this swiss/albanian c.unt gonna fcuk off and sign for someone else, or is it possible that martinez-lite (copyright DB10 :wink: ) has done a u turn and now decided that he is unsellable ?? :cry: :cry:
Don't even joke about that! :shock: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jul 07, 2021 7:48 am
augie wrote:
Wed Jul 07, 2021 7:34 am
When is this swiss/albanian c.unt gonna fcuk off and sign for someone else, or is it possible that martinez-lite (copyright DB10 :wink: ) has done a u turn and now decided that he is unsellable ?? :cry: :cry:
Don't even joke about that! :shock: :lol:
He may be right though, Clive may be unsellable :rubchin: :wink:

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Wed Jul 07, 2021 7:53 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jul 07, 2021 7:48 am
augie wrote:
Wed Jul 07, 2021 7:34 am
When is this swiss/albanian c.unt gonna fcuk off and sign for someone else, or is it possible that martinez-lite (copyright DB10 :wink: ) has done a u turn and now decided that he is unsellable ?? :cry: :cry:
Don't even joke about that! :shock: :lol:
He may be right though, Clive may be unsellable :rubchin: :wink:
To quote the social media snowflake arseholes: you are giving me mental health, and triggering me, and I now need to share, and I will then drop a new hack so that I can live my best life.

:suicide:

:D :wink:

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As long as it is not Rodder's idea of sharing fill your boots Snowflake :shock:

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Is there any more news regarding this spaz? I mean apparently after 2 decent games for the Swiss he's now Maradona and Gascoigne rolled into one, so surely the offers are flying in? Or perhaps someone has actually seen the 150+ games of absolute ***** for us and decided against it?

I can see this cock still being here when the season starts

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Sat Jul 10, 2021 1:05 pm
Is there any more news regarding this spaz? I mean apparently after 2 decent games for the Swiss he's now Maradona and Gascoigne rolled into one, so surely the offers are flying in? Or perhaps someone has actually seen the 150+ games of absolute ***** for us and decided against it?

I can see this cock still being here when the season starts
As depressing as that last sentence is, you are probably right. :x

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:suicide:




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SteveO 35 wrote:
Sat Jul 10, 2021 1:05 pm
Is there any more news regarding this spaz? I mean apparently after 2 decent games for the Swiss he's now Maradona and Gascoigne rolled into one, so surely the offers are flying in? Or perhaps someone has actually seen the 150+ games of absolute ***** for us and decided against it?

I can see this cock still being here when the season starts
I think you could be right in that they've watched a few previous matches and seen what a c.unt he is and decided not to go through with it.

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Midz wrote:
Sun Jul 11, 2021 10:27 am
SteveO 35 wrote:
Sat Jul 10, 2021 1:05 pm
Is there any more news regarding this spaz? I mean apparently after 2 decent games for the Swiss he's now Maradona and Gascoigne rolled into one, so surely the offers are flying in? Or perhaps someone has actually seen the 150+ games of absolute ***** for us and decided against it?

I can see this cock still being here when the season starts
I think you could be right in that they've watched a few previous matches and seen what a c.unt he is and decided not to go through with it.
Can't really blame them can we...

He's a despicable CUN/T - That smarmy grin shows he is Oblivious to just how bad a player he is and how much he is "Dis-liked" by Gooners. What does astound me is that there are still some Dull CUN.TS who actually rate him like those wankers on AFTV, which speaks volumes regarding what they actually know about Football.

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With rumours gathering pace that this festering pustule on the arsehole of mankind is looking likely to stay I am in a burning fucking rage.

:cussing: :twisted:

If he stays we need to start a "Clive Out" campaign. This cùnt has got to go. FOR MY FUCKING SANITY. :censored:

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It's all just a ploy to force Roma's hand. Problem is they're likely to call his bluff.

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