Sheff Utd A dead rubber Sun 11th April KO 7pm

[Perryashburtongroves]

If you rolled a ping-pong ball at Leno,I reckon he'd still punch it away. That or let it through his hands.

[DB10GOONER]

I have next to zero faith in Butter Wrists. Been saying it for months, this plank will cost us a final or a huge game.

[rodders999]

I have next to zero faith in Butter Wrists. Been saying it for months, this plank will cost us a final or a huge game.

Luckily for us we’ll play in neither

[DB10GOONER]

Is Pepe actually West Indian and not African?

He's so laconic and laid back you'd think he spent most of his time puffin' the 'erb.

No rush man!

(Apologies for stereotyping)

Borderline, mate.....

[DB10GOONER]

I have next to zero faith in Butter Wrists. Been saying it for months, this plank will cost us a final or a huge game.

Luckily for us we’ll play in neither

I'm hoping we do and that he proves me totally wrong. If he does I will video myself eating humble pie. Naked. While having a wànk.

[Perryashburtongroves]

I have next to zero faith in Butter Wrists. Been saying it for months, this plank will cost us a final or a huge game.

Absolutely Old Chap. This Thursday night, last minute or perhaps the semi-final or if we manage to scrape our way to the final, it will happen there.

[rodders999]

Got to hit the target there Laca

[OneBardGooner]

Still only 1 - Nil

[rodders999]

I’d sub off Saka now with Thursday in mind.

[OneBardGooner]

Xhaka Really knows how to point doesn't he - what a master of his art.

[DB10GOONER]

We need another goal here.

Oh fuck Martinelli down....

[OneBardGooner]

Are their players all part-time bouncers on club / pub doorways as well?

[DB10GOONER]

Xhaka Really knows how to point doesn't he - what a master of his art.

He is the king of pointing. Never seen a player at that level before. He can point with his left arm and his right!

[BobbyPires7]

We ain’t winning this game.

[OneBardGooner]

Dammit!