Fulham Fartpipes H Sun 18th Apr KO 130pm

[DB10GOONER]

Parker must still live with his Nan and she does his clothes shopping for him. It's like an advert for 1970's QVC!

You just know that those slacks are made of nylon.

[DB10GOONER]

For the love of God get rid of fucking Bellerin. Already been more threat down our right side in 13 minutes than every game he hasn't played in

About 4 touches and every one ends up with them. Fucking useless wanker

Every single opportunity to drop the shoulder and go past his oppo number he checks and goes either sideways or backwards to a team mate. He is a fucking cowardly little bitch.

[SteveO 35]

For the love of God get rid of fucking Bellerin. Already been more threat down our right side in 13 minutes than every game he hasn't played in

About 4 touches and every one ends up with them. Fucking useless wanker

Every single opportunity to drop the shoulder and go past his oppo number he checks and goes either sideways or backwards to a team mate. He is a fucking cowardly little bitch.

That and more mate. The pass to ESR in the right back position when it was never on almost led to a clear chance for them. His second touch is a tackle...as I speak their next attack has come down that side. Not one on the other side so far - same thing every time the c.unt plays

[TeeCee]

This fucking tippy tappy across the back against a struggling team like Fulham is a disgrace, Arteta should be right on Holding and Co. to stop that shit.

[augie]

Our build up play is waaaay too slow - twice martinell and smith-rowe made good runs in behind, and twice our midfielders and defenders went sidewards or backwards Elneny either doesnt see the runs (stupidity level), or he see's them and is incapable of making the passes

[xisstential]

Parker must still live with his Nan and she does his clothes shopping for him. It's like an advert for 1970's QVC!

You just know that those slacks are made of nylon.

I remember seeing Scott Parker away with the England team, they were out and about and he had this cardigan tied around his neck with a pair of smart "slacks" on. He looked like a rich college boy going out on his dads yacht...Preppy is the word that came to mind

[BobbyPires7]

Bellerin stinking the place out here. Absolute toss piece.

[augie]

Ceballos trying a step over in their penalty area

[OneBardGooner]

Wish those useless cuntts Ceballos and Bellerin would just fucck the fuckk OFF NOW!

[TeeCee]

A real lack of quality in the middle for us, I'd be sorely tempted to get ElWanky off and put Partey time on, he'd stroll through these mongs.

[SteveO 35]

Wish those useless cuntts Ceballos and Bellerin would just fucck the fuckk OFF NOW!

Two wasted selections yet again

What on earth have we learned - or more to the point what has he learned

One is a poor man's Ramsey who twirls, slips over and slows every attack down. The other is a left winger's dream - never in the right position, slow as a slug and can't tackle,pass or cross

Rinse and repeat

[OneBardGooner]

Wish those useless cuntts Ceballos and Bellerin would just fucck the fuckk OFF NOW!

Two wasted selections yet again

What on earth have we learned - or more to the point what has he learned

One is a poor man's Ramsey who twirls, slips over and slows every attack down. The other is a left winger's dream - never in the right position, slow as a slug and can't tackle,pass or cross

Rinse and repeat

Add Elneny to that as well - 3 past passes gone astray -

[rodders999]

The onus is going to be on Saka, ESR and Martinelli to unlock this, they’ve the bus parked and we need a bit of magic from someone to find a way through.

[augie]

Wish those useless cuntts Ceballos and Bellerin would just fucck the fuckk OFF NOW!

Two wasted selections yet again

What on earth have we learned - or more to the point what has he learned

One is a poor man's Ramsey who twirls, slips over and slows every attack down. The other is a left winger's dream - never in the right position, slow as a slug and can't tackle,pass or cross

Rinse and repeat

Anyone offering odds on who pepo's cone boy will sub first ? Likely to be one of martinelli, smith-rowe or saka - should be elneny, bellend and ceballos in that order.
Our front 3 are anonymous cos the supply line is utter dogshite

[TeeCee]

He'll take Martinelli off, no doubt about it