Player chants/songs

Rilo II · Post by **Rilo II** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:00 pm

Lee Dixon couldn'tattack? check this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lev-NI8bBY

and how could someone who can't attack come up with a finish like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiCzXpiDcqY

LEGEND

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:11 pm

ITS UP 4 GRABS,

I REALLY LIKE THAT LAST ONE!!

YOU SEE, THAT WAS MUCH BETTER. YOU CAN DO IT WHEN YOU PUT A LITTLE EFFORT IN!! CONSIDER YOURSELF REMOVED FROM MY SHIT LIST!

AS FOR WHY I ENTERED A DISPUTE ON BEHALF ON ECD? SIMPLE REALLY - BECAUSE I CAN!!

(THE POINT WAS THAT SOME OF THE FORUM REGULARS ARE DELIBERATELY ANTAGONISING AND PROVOKING BOTH ECD AND MYSELF BY ALL THESE POSITIVE COMMENTS!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PLAYING AT??)

U.F.G,

I HAVE ANOTHER 'NOM DE PLUME' TUCKED AWAY IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES!!!

NOT CERTAIN I'LL NEED IT THOUGH!!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:21 pm

Rilo II wrote:Lee Dixon couldn'tattack? check this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lev-NI8bBY

and how could someone who can't attack come up with a finish like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiCzXpiDcqY

LEGEND

RILO II,

CHEERS PAL. NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!

ITS UP 4 GRABS,

APOLOGY ACCEPTED!!

Chopper · Post by **Chopper** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:11 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Taking inspiration from Galasso's effort for Mr Hleb (and also in a vain attempt to worm my way back into IHH's good books)...

To the tune of the opening lines to Help by The Beatles:

Hleb, pass to somebody
Hleb, please just anybody
Hleb, cos your shots are shoddy
Hlee-ee-eb

His shots are shoddy?

He's had some then?!

Ben-gooner14 · Post by **Ben-gooner14** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:24 am

Some good finishes on the first video, and a classic dixon if you did it at the right end. I think people are remembering the latter part of Lee's career when he was getting on to retirement because after 2000 he did not overlap as much but in the early parts he wasn't a bad player to go and support the RM. Eboue has got more pace than Dixon and seems more entusiastic getting forward, but if the opposition win it back then he might take a tumble to get us back the ball.

Post by **REB** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:57 am

lee dixon used 2 get slagged by some gooners but the guy had heart and will always be rememberd as 1 of famous back 4,, g graham 4 all his faults wouldnt let his defence ever let team down

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:14 pm

chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim cheroo
who needs Thierry when we've got Edu (ardo da silva - not the other one!)

to the do do do song for Kolo

do do do, is he croatian or brazilian?
do do do, who cares, he plays for Arsenal

or

if Bent is worth more than Henry so am I

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:20 pm

Great adaptation of the old Kanu song, dbrien. I really like it.

Only problem is, if the team/Edu don't start off well, opposition fans might sing:

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim cheroo
You've lost your Henry, and now you're dodo!!

Sorry if it sounds negative, but you know that's what will happen!!

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:28 pm

Apologies for posting this twice, should have put it in this thread in the 1st place. In appreciation of our two major signings (assuming the Sagna deal is ever "confirmed") so far this summer...

To pretty much the same tune as the "B'Jesus said Paddy" song:

We've got le Sagna and we've got Dudu
Spuds had lasagna and got do-do too
Sagna to Dudu and he scores for fun
Spuds lasagna only gave them the runs

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:11 pm

[quote]â€œThe wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
And this is what he said: â€™F*CK OFF!â€™!
Who's that team they call the Arsenal?! Who's that team we all adore?!
We're the boys in red and white! And weâ€™re f*cking dynamite!
And Martin Jolâ€™s mother is a whoooooooooore! Sheâ€™s a whore! Sheâ€™s a whore!
Martin Jolâ€™s mother is a whoooooooooore! Sheâ€™s a whore! Sheâ€™s a whore!â€

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:01 pm

[quote="DB10GOONER"][quote]â€œThe wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
And this is what he said: â€™F*CK OFF!â€™!
Who's that team they call the Arsenal?! Who's that team we all adore?!
We're the boys in red and white! And weâ€™re f*cking dynamite!
And Martin Jolâ€™s mother is a whoooooooooore! Sheâ€™s a whore! Sheâ€™s a whore!
Martin Jolâ€™s mother is a whoooooooooore! Sheâ€™s a whore! Sheâ€™s a whore!â€

Library Attendant · Post by **Library Attendant** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:02 pm

They call him Sagna, Bacary Sagna,
He runs through the Spurs like Lasagne,
His name is Sagna, Bacary Sagna,
His hair may be tragic, but he plays like magic,
Cos he's Sagna... and he'll feck you up.

(to the tune of Copa Cabana - for those too young to remember, google 'Barry Manilow' or 'songs that gays love')

There to be shot down, or improved. But as it's my first post here, go easy.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:23 pm

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Not a bad effort at all (and not just for a first post) - the Sagna song surely has to be all about the Spuds love of a good lasagna!

At the risk of getting kicked off for spamming, here (for the 3rd time

) is my Hleb of an effort (in other words weak attempt) at a song for Bacary...

To the tune of the "B'Jesus said Paddy" song:

We've got le Sagna and we've got Dudu
Spu*s had lasagna and had to do-do
Sagna to Dudu and he scores for fun
Spu*s lasagna only gave them the runs

leading into a cacophonous rendition of Lasagna oooooh.....

Actually it's not that bad after all

, or is it?

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:09 pm

tonysaunders wrote:Hleb a-ah,
Saviour of the Universe.
Hleb a-ah,
He save everyone of us.
Hleb a-ah,
He's a miracle.
Hleb a-ah,
King of the impossible.

He's for everyone of us.
Stand for everyone of us.
He save with a mighty hand,
Every man every woman,
Every chill-he's a mighty,
Hleb.

NOW WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?

COULDN'T HAVE PUT IT BETTER MYSELF!

AND YES, I TOTALLY AGREE - I AM THAT GOOD.

I THINK I COULD GET USE TO ALL THIS ADULATION.

OTHER FORUM REGULARS: TAKE YOUR CUE FROM T.S. AND YOU WON'T GO TOO FAR WRONG.

NOW IF MY ARCH NEMESIS TONY SAUNDERS FEELS LIKE THAT ABOUT ME, I TRUELY AM THE 'MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE'!!

(SORRY TONY. I WAS SUPPOSE TO GET BACK ON THIS ONE A FEW DAYS AGO BUT EVENTS ELSEWHERE TOOK MY ATTENTION. BY THE WAY, VERY GOOD EFFORT - ALTHOUGH NOT ONE THAT WILL PROVE POPULAR WITH THE MASSES I FEAR!

)

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:26 pm

OH YEAH, SAW THIS ON ANOTHER WEBSITE AND THOUGHT IT WAS IDEAL.

TO THE TUNE OF VIEIRA:

BACARY, WOAH OH
BACARY, WOAH OH OH O,
HIS MUM'S FROM SENEGAL
HE PLAYS FOR ARSENAL.

NOW I REALISE SOME PEOPLE DON'T THINK WE SHOULD CONTINUE TO USE PADDY'S SONG FOR OTHER PLAYERS, BUT THIS FITS SO WELL AND SEEMS SO PERFECT THAT IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO USE IT!!

Player chants/songs

SONG FOR NOBODY!!

LEE DIXON, LEE DIXON, LEE DIXON.

NEVER A TRUER WORD SPOKEN!!

BAC TO THE FUTURE?