Player chants/songs

N22Gooner · Post by **N22Gooner** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:53 pm

This season we've all heard the lack of player songs and it seems that we only have about 6 player songs when infact we have songs for the majority of the players the only thing is that they hardly get sung. Most aren't known to the majority of the crowd and our chants seem to get less and less unique E.g Theo theo theo, beast beast beast beast or have the same tune as the vieira one. So i've decided to make this thread so that we can get songs for all our players and hopefully all players wil get thier own chants instead of one or more players with the same song. We'll go all the way through the squad starting from the back. If you know a song for a player that's not already on there ell free to add.

Keepers

Jens -
lehmann
(repeat)

Tune - lets go fucking mental
Lehmanns fucking mental
lehmanns fucking mental
lalalalala lalalalala

Almunia -
Tune - we've got cesc fabregas
Manuel almunia
(repeat)

Fabianski -
Tune - balamory theme tune lol

So what's the story of fabianski
wouldn't you like to know
So what's the story of fabianski
wouldn't you like to know
faaaaaaabiiiiiiiaaaaaaaannnnnnnnski
faaaaaaaaabiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiannnnnnnnnnnnski

Poom - POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

tenementfunster5 · Post by **tenementfunster5** » Sun May 20, 2007 4:17 pm

Do do do, We got Kolo toure
Do do do, He plays for Arsenal (Repeat)

Da da da da, Kolo Toure
Da da da da, Kolo Toure (Repeat)

Tune: Whole world in his hands
We've got the best left back in the world
We've got the best left back in the world
We've got the best left back in the world
We've got the best left back in the world Clichy!!

Billy Gallas he's our mate, he's our mate, he's our mate
Billy Gallas he's our mate, he hates chelsea!

I'd rather have a willy than a C***
I'd rather have a willy than a C***
I'd rather have a willy, Rather have a willy, Rather have a willy than a C***

Oh cesc fabregas, you are the light of my life, oh cesc fabregas I'd let you sleep with my wife, oh cesc fabregas i wish that i played football like you.

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Sun May 20, 2007 4:47 pm

get some for the oldies/legends aswell, so they dont think we forgot ab out them....legends.

ian wright wright wright

keown theres only 1 keown theres only 1 keown theres only 1 keown keeeeeeeeeeeeown

stevie bould stevie bould stevie stevie bould, his got no hair but we dont care stevie stevie bould.

carefree where ever you maybe, chelsea got 2 and kanuuu got 3

robin van persie clap clap clap clap clap

adebayor adebayor, adebayor adebayor

number 1 is jens lehmann
number 2 is jens lehmann
number 3 is jens lehmann
number 4 is jens lehmann
number 5 is jens lehmann
number 6 is jens lehmann
number 7 is jens lehmann
number 8 is jens lehmann
number 9 is jens lehmann
number 10 is jens lehmann
number 11 is jens lehmann
we all live in a jens lehmann world
lets go fu*king mental
lets go fu*king mental
lets go fu*king mental

whole world in his hands
11 legends on the pitch, we got 11 legends on the pitch we got 11 legands on the pitch.

tenementfunster5 · Post by **tenementfunster5** » Sun May 20, 2007 5:07 pm

Number 1 is Perry Groves
Number 2 is Perry Groves
Number 3 is Perry Groves
Number 4 is Perry Groves
Number 5 is Perry Groves
Number 6 is Perry Groves
Number 7 is Liam Brady
Number 8 is Perry Groves
Number 9 is Perry Groves
Number 10 is Perry Groves
Number 11 is Perry Groves
Number 12 is Perry Groves
We all live in a Perry Groves world, a Perry Groves world, A Perry Groves world.

Tune: Copa Cobana
His name is Silva, Gilberto Silva,
He's Arsenal's free scoring Brazillian midfielder.

Theo Wallcott's magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he saw Ashburton Grove, he said i'll play in that,
He didn't go to Chelsea, the russian rent boy scum, Instead he come to Arsenal 'cos we're Englands number one.

liam bradys left foot · Sun May 20, 2007 8:49 pm

to the tune of oh oh oh its magic

oh oh oh hes magic
you know
youll never get past gilberto

N22Gooner · Post by **N22Gooner** » Sun May 20, 2007 9:12 pm

he comes from gay paree
he knocked out john terry
Diaby whoa
Diaby whoa

Matt_the_gooner · Post by **Matt_the_gooner** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:43 am

To the tune of "weve got cesc fabregas"

we dont want berbatov
he isnt good enough
we've got theirry henry
we've got thierry henry

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Mon May 21, 2007 2:50 pm

Proclaimers - 500 miles

I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to see Van Persie score

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Mon May 21, 2007 3:10 pm

DBRIEN,

LIKE THAT VERY MUCH. EASY TO SING, EASY TO REMEMBER AND -UNLIKE SOME OF THE SUGGESTIONS - IT SCANS WELL.

MAYBE NOT AN ANTHEM AS SUCH, BUT CERTAINLY SOMETHING THE WHOLE CROWD CAN SING AT MATCHES.

ALSO, I LIKED N22GOONER'S CHANT FOR DIABY. GOOD WORK.

Chopper · Post by **Chopper** » Mon May 21, 2007 7:01 pm

Had a similar 500 miles song for Gael Clichy using the da da dada bit:

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to see the Arsenal score

Gael Clichy
Gael Clichy

CraigPollard · Post by **CraigPollard** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:51 pm

To the tune of "My old mans a dustman".....

Robin Van Persies magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He'll be the next dutch master,
Arsene will see to that,
He'll score them on the left wing,
He'll score them on the right,
And when he goes to shite hart lane,
He'll score all fucking night.

To the tune of "Lets talk about sex"

Lets talk about Cesc baby,
Lets talk about Flamini,
Lets talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry,
Lets talk about Cesc, Lets talk about Cesc.

To the tune of "Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby"

Eboue, boue boue boue, la la la laaaaaa la la.

/\
(Heard this one at Fratton Park - Fuckin cracked me up!!!!)

A remake of the old Petit song for Eboue......

He's Black, He's quick
His names a porno flick
Emmanuel, Emmanuel

Ill add more when i remember them.......

Craig

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:46 am

love the robin van persies magic 1....and the eboue boue boue boue lol love em all but there 2 of my faves so far

banjoboy · Post by **banjoboy** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:00 am

tune of my old mans a dustman

chelsea are fucking wankers
they try to buy the league
but when the russian fucks off
there be another leeds

they ain't got no history
they've always won fuck all
there never be the arsenal
the greatest of them all

N22Gooner · Post by **N22Gooner** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:54 pm

banjoboy wrote:tune of my old mans a dustman

chelsea are fucking wankers
they try to buy the league
but when the russian fucks off
there be another leeds

they ain't got no history
they've always won fuck all
there never be the arsenal
the greatest of them all

What has that got to do with any of our players?

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:18 pm

New song for Gael Clichy, to the tune of Gangsters Paradise

Been spending most our lives
living in a Clichy paradise.

could also work for Bendtner

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