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Midz wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 16, 2020 6:42 pm

Alexis Sanchez has been moonlighting as Thomas Magnum P.I. 2018.

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As a childhood fan of the original and only Magnum PI I will not watch a second of that remake fucking shit. A FEMALE HIGGINS apparently?! I'll just repeat that: A FEMALE HIGGINS.

They can fucking fuck right the fuck off the fucking cùnts.

If your a bit of a perve and have always fancied Jodie Foster Bactrack is a great film to watch, I saw it the other night .
Its starring also Dennis Hopper who directed it so its leftfield and has a cameo from Bob Dylan of all people and Features Pauli from Sopranos amongst others !

Herd wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 4:42 pm

If your a bit of a perve and have always fancied Jodie Foster Bactrack is a great film to watch, I saw it the other night .
Its starring also Dennis Hopper who directed it so its leftfield and has a cameo from Bob Dylan of all people and Features Pauli from Sopranos amongst others !

Not a fan of Jodie Foster tbh.... does she sup from the furry cup in said movie? That might motivate me to view same.

Er no but I've fancied her since we both were young !

Herd wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:44 pm

Er no but I've fancied her since we both were young !

So you are a Lesbian as well then Herd!?

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:22 am

Herd wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:44 pm

Er no but I've fancied her since we both were young !

So you are a Lesbian as well then Herd!?

Hey I'm a lesbian! Lay off us lesbians there buddy!

Apologies if I have offended any lesbians but I have a two foot tongue that can go at 567rpm. Not so offended now are you huh?

Shes cute and I'm aware of her preferences,I must be !

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 23, 2020 3:48 pm

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:22 am

Herd wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:44 pm

Er no but I've fancied her since we both were young !

So you are a Lesbian as well then Herd!?

Hey I'm a lesbian! Lay off us lesbians there buddy!

Apologies if I have offended any lesbians but I have a two foot tongue that can go at 567rpm. Not so offended now are you huh?

Aaaaah! yes BUT can you breathe through your ears??

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 25, 2020 5:30 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 23, 2020 3:48 pm

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:22 am

Herd wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:44 pm

Er no but I've fancied her since we both were young !

So you are a Lesbian as well then Herd!?

Hey I'm a lesbian! Lay off us lesbians there buddy!

Apologies if I have offended any lesbians but I have a two foot tongue that can go at 567rpm. Not so offended now are you huh?

Aaaaah! yes BUT can you breathe through your ears??

Not only can i breathe through my ears I can talk through them too and offer the lady in question some "encouragement".

Now that I have Broadband again! Yaaaaaaaaay!

I did some binge watching over the week-end and on Netflix there was a decent movie called "The Town" - It may look like the usual crash, bang wallop stuff...No I'm not talking about DB's ability to breathe AND talk through his ears!

There's quite a few 'cameo's by some well respected actors in it as well...definitely worth a gander....

I started watching another one beforehand call "Extraction" BIGGEST LOAD OF SHYTE IN AGES.... As in REALLY Bad.


Onto better Call Saul - deffo 9 / 10

And I'm looking forward to binge watching Ozark (3rd series next week)

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:01 am

Now that I have Broadband again! Yaaaaaaaaay!

I did some binge watching over the week-end and on Netflix there was a decent movie called "The Town" - It may look like the usual crash, bang wallop stuff...No I'm not talking about DB's ability to breathe AND talk through his ears!

There's probably a few punters on here asking if that's an anagram?!

Damn missed that one !!

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:34 pm

Damn missed that one !!

Yeah I was surprised at that.

In fairness you haven't been well mate.