Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:29 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 12:26 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 11:46 am
Always remember a throat punch levels any playing field. 8)

Also if they are 6'10" they are mutants and probably in a circus rather than out on the roads tailgating you pair of poofs. :lol: :wink:

:lol:

You couldn't reach his throat to punch it :lol:

Not without giving him a damn good punch in the nads first, assuming you can reach that high :lol: :box:
:lol:

Straight up Jock 20 years KB and nearly 10 of Krav means I can flex kick to about 7 foot so no motherfucker is out of my range. Also you should groin kick the nads rather than try punch them which would leave you exposed to a possible knock out straight punch. :wink:
If your Krav let's you down you could carry one of those fold up steps in case you need to deliver a punch to the nads.😊

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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 1:24 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:29 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 12:26 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 11:46 am
Always remember a throat punch levels any playing field. 8)

Also if they are 6'10" they are mutants and probably in a circus rather than out on the roads tailgating you pair of poofs. :lol: :wink:

:lol:

You couldn't reach his throat to punch it :lol:

Not without giving him a damn good punch in the nads first, assuming you can reach that high :lol: :box:
:lol:

Straight up Jock 20 years KB and nearly 10 of Krav means I can flex kick to about 7 foot so no motherfucker is out of my range. Also you should groin kick the nads rather than try punch them which would leave you exposed to a possible knock out straight punch. :wink:
:lol:

Just over for a breather from the Coronavirus thread :lol:

I was only suggesting you punch him in the nads in case of height restrictions. But if you can reach with a groin kick good for you :lol:

Just out of curiosity is 7 foot in leprechaun measurements the same as human? :wink:
:shock:

You fucking racist. Oops sorry I meant rapist. You fucking rapist. :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 9:54 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 1:24 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:29 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 12:26 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 11:46 am
Always remember a throat punch levels any playing field. 8)

Also if they are 6'10" they are mutants and probably in a circus rather than out on the roads tailgating you pair of poofs. :lol: :wink:

:lol:

You couldn't reach his throat to punch it :lol:

Not without giving him a damn good punch in the nads first, assuming you can reach that high :lol: :box:
:lol:

Straight up Jock 20 years KB and nearly 10 of Krav means I can flex kick to about 7 foot so no motherfucker is out of my range. Also you should groin kick the nads rather than try punch them which would leave you exposed to a possible knock out straight punch. :wink:
:lol:

Just over for a breather from the Coronavirus thread :lol:

I was only suggesting you punch him in the nads in case of height restrictions. But if you can reach with a groin kick good for you :lol:

Just out of curiosity is 7 foot in leprechaun measurements the same as human? :wink:
:shock:

You fucking racist. Oops sorry I meant rapist. You fucking rapist. :lol: :wink:

8)

Just as long as you never call me a liberal you can take your pick of the rest :lol: :lol:

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 10:04 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 9:54 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 1:24 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:29 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 12:26 pm



:lol:

You couldn't reach his throat to punch it :lol:

Not without giving him a damn good punch in the nads first, assuming you can reach that high :lol: :box:
:lol:

Straight up Jock 20 years KB and nearly 10 of Krav means I can flex kick to about 7 foot so no motherfucker is out of my range. Also you should groin kick the nads rather than try punch them which would leave you exposed to a possible knock out straight punch. :wink:
:lol:

Just over for a breather from the Coronavirus thread :lol:

I was only suggesting you punch him in the nads in case of height restrictions. But if you can reach with a groin kick good for you :lol:

Just out of curiosity is 7 foot in leprechaun measurements the same as human? :wink:
:shock:

You fucking racist. Oops sorry I meant rapist. You fucking rapist. :lol: :wink:

8)

Just as long as you never call me a liberal you can take your pick of the rest :lol: :lol:
Your middle name wouldn't be Jeremy would it??? :D :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 12:11 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 10:04 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 9:54 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 1:24 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:29 am


:lol:

Straight up Jock 20 years KB and nearly 10 of Krav means I can flex kick to about 7 foot so no motherfucker is out of my range. Also you should groin kick the nads rather than try punch them which would leave you exposed to a possible knock out straight punch. :wink:
:lol:

Just over for a breather from the Coronavirus thread :lol:

I was only suggesting you punch him in the nads in case of height restrictions. But if you can reach with a groin kick good for you :lol:

Just out of curiosity is 7 foot in leprechaun measurements the same as human? :wink:
:shock:

You fucking racist. Oops sorry I meant rapist. You fucking rapist. :lol: :wink:

8)

Just as long as you never call me a liberal you can take your pick of the rest :lol: :lol:
Your middle name wouldn't be Jeremy would it??? :D :wink:

:shock:

CORRECTION -

Just as long as you never call me a liberal or Jeremy you can take your pick of the rest :lol:

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 1:07 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 12:11 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 10:04 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 9:54 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 1:24 pm


:lol:

Just over for a breather from the Coronavirus thread :lol:

I was only suggesting you punch him in the nads in case of height restrictions. But if you can reach with a groin kick good for you :lol:

Just out of curiosity is 7 foot in leprechaun measurements the same as human? :wink:
:shock:

You fucking racist. Oops sorry I meant rapist. You fucking rapist. :lol: :wink:

8)

Just as long as you never call me a liberal you can take your pick of the rest :lol: :lol:
Your middle name wouldn't be Jeremy would it??? :D :wink:

:shock:

CORRECTION -

Just as long as you never call me a liberal or Jeremy you can take your pick of the rest :lol:
:lol: :lol:

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Have to say some NHS workers have been getting on my tits for quite a while!
Shopping at Sainsburys in full “theatre gear” flashing their badges and barging their way around, like they’ve had to leave a patient drawing their terminal breath, to go and buy some fucking carrots!

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Wasps!
Sitting minding my own business this lunchtime, when felt a sting on my arm!
Fucking wasp, hanging on my bingo wing!
Why can’t annoying bastards like wasps, become an endangered species! :banghead:

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The pack of feral scumbag anti-masker cùnts intimidating commuters on a tram in Dublin yesterday. :censored:

I hope every one of you catch COVID and fucking die drowning in your own fluids.

I'm telling you now any of these fucktards get in my face because I'm wearing a mask and I'm bringing out the throat punches. :box:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:52 pm
The pack of feral scumbag anti-masker cùnts intimidating commuters on a tram in Dublin yesterday. :censored:

I hope every one of you catch COVID and fucking die drowning in your own fluids.

I'm telling you now any of these fucktards get in my face because I'm wearing a mask and I'm bringing out the throat punches. :box:

See! That's why Carrying 10,000 v old stun guns should be made legal! :cussing: :box: :box: :box: :box:

buncha Ceeeeuuunntttssss!


anyhoo my Grumpy Git thing::

IN-FUCKIN-SOMNIA! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I am exhausted but just cannot sleep :cry:

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Child 2 asked me to get her Dr Martens sandals for Christmas.

That's right the fabled Dr Martens, famed footwear of punks, goths and football hooligans make fucking SANDALS!!!!

The biggest sell out since McDonalds launched the tragic McSalad. NO ONE GOES TO MCDONALDS FOR A SALAD!!

NO ONE GOES TO DR MARTENS FOR SANDALS!!!

The most ridiculous thing I've seen since lockdown 2.

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I've still got my DM's Great Boots - Broke them in whilst I was demonstrating at Greenham Common against the uS Nukes etc - God they've seem some mileage and some drunken nights.... Tread almost smooth now :cry:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:54 pm
I've still got my DM's Great Boots - Broke them in whilst I was demonstrating at Greenham Common against the uS Nukes etc - God they've seem some mileage and some drunken nights.... Tread almost smooth now :cry:
Greenham common? DM’s? Stinks of middle class “socialism” :wink:
I had a pair of Major Domo’s!
Now that was a working class DM :wink:

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goonersid wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:23 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:54 pm
I've still got my DM's Great Boots - Broke them in whilst I was demonstrating at Greenham Common against the uS Nukes etc - God they've seem some mileage and some drunken nights.... Tread almost smooth now :cry:
Greenham common? DM’s? Stinks of middle class “socialism” :wink:
I had a pair of Major Domo’s!
Now that was a working class DM :wink:
In Ireland Proper only rent boys wear Major Domo's sid. Not sure about up their in Scotland-Lite.... is it just a Belfast BattyBoi thing? :D :wink:

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Big fluffy bath towels, to bulky to dry your ears properly!

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