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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 11:20 am
by goonersid
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 6:13 am
Stupid people. The type that do not get the whole "social distancing" directive and assume it's for everyone else to obey but not them. Stupid people should pay tax for the air they breathe. Cùnts.
I do think some people take it to the extreme though!
I’ve seen people risking their lives stepping off the pavement in front of cars and busses, to avoid passing within 2 metres of another human being!
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 1:09 pm
by StuartL
goonersid wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 11:20 am
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 6:13 am
Stupid people. The type that do not get the whole "social distancing" directive and assume it's for everyone else to obey but not them. Stupid people should pay tax for the air they breathe. Cùnts.
I do think some people take it to the extreme though!
I’ve seen people risking their lives stepping off the pavement in front of cars and busses, to avoid passing within 2 metres of another human being!
I’d rather take my chance with a mouth breather than argue with a bus !
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 7:22 pm
by Red Snapper
BMW drivers. They all seem to think as they paid too much for their cars that they own the road and that red traffic lights are just a piece of vague advice that they are entitled to ignore. Also, do you have to be an arsehole before they let you buy a Porsche or do you become an arsehole once you've bought one?
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 3:55 pm
by DB10GOONER
Red Snapper wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 7:22 pm
BMW drivers. They all seem to think as they paid too much for their cars that they own the road and that red traffic lights are just a piece of vague advice that they are entitled to ignore. Also, do you have to be an arsehole before they let you buy a Porsche or do you become an arsehole once you've bought one?
You have to prove arsehole status before you buy it but you also have to sign an undertaking to do everything within your power to escalate your arseholeness once you take ownership.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 6:52 pm
by Red Snapper
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2020 3:55 pm
Red Snapper wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 7:22 pm
BMW drivers. They all seem to think as they paid too much for their cars that they own the road and that red traffic lights are just a piece of vague advice that they are entitled to ignore. Also, do you have to be an arsehole before they let you buy a Porsche or do you become an arsehole once you've bought one?
You have to prove arsehole status before you buy it but you also have to sign an undertaking to do everything within your power to escalate your arseholeness once you take ownership.
Thank you for your concise information. Sounds like you own a Porsche?
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 8:57 am
by John F
Red Snapper wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 7:22 pm
BMW drivers. They all seem to think as they paid too much for their cars that they own the road and that red traffic lights are just a piece of vague advice that they are entitled to ignore. Also, do you have to be an arsehole before they let you buy a Porsche or do you become an arsehole once you've bought one?
Totally agree with this whenever I have a car driving inches from the rear bumper of my van it is normally a Big Massive Wanker driver.I put my washers on ,that normally makes them back off while they try to clean their screen.
When footballers use the word gutted. Has their stomach has been spilt open by Harry the Fisherman with their entrails fed to the seagulls.If so they are going to be out for months and something needs to be done about that psycho fisherman.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 8:37 am
by goonersid
Years ago, a lad where I worked asked me to think of 10 people I know who drive a BMW, then to judge how many of them are wankers! 9 out 10!
Although I do find Audi drivers to be the most aggressive drivers on the road! Probably because they thought they’d stand out from the crowd, only to realise there are probably more Audis on the road than Fords!
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 6:24 am
by DB10GOONER
Red Snapper wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2020 6:52 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2020 3:55 pm
Red Snapper wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 7:22 pm
BMW drivers. They all seem to think as they paid too much for their cars that they own the road and that red traffic lights are just a piece of vague advice that they are entitled to ignore. Also, do you have to be an arsehole before they let you buy a Porsche or do you become an arsehole once you've bought one?
You have to prove arsehole status before you buy it but you also have to sign an undertaking to do everything within your power to escalate your arseholeness once you take ownership.
Thank you for your concise information. Sounds like you own a Porsche?
The car, the hat, the t-shirt, and the gloves. If you are going to be a wànker then go full wànker I say.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 6:28 am
by DB10GOONER
John F wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2020 8:57 am
Red Snapper wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 7:22 pm
BMW drivers. They all seem to think as they paid too much for their cars that they own the road and that red traffic lights are just a piece of vague advice that they are entitled to ignore. Also, do you have to be an arsehole before they let you buy a Porsche or do you become an arsehole once you've bought one?
Totally agree with this whenever I have a car driving inches from the rear bumper of my van it is normally a Big Massive Wanker driver.I put my washers on ,that normally makes them back off while they try to clean their screen.
When footballers use the word gutted. Has their stomach has been spilt open by Harry the Fisherman with their entrails fed to the seagulls.If so they are going to be out for months and something needs to be done about that psycho fisherman.
Best way to deal with tailgaiting wànkers is to flip on your hazards and watch them slam on those brakes when they momentarily confuse your hazards for break lights. Just pray though they aren't a cop.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 5:24 pm
by John F
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 6:28 am
John F wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2020 8:57 am
Red Snapper wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 7:22 pm
BMW drivers. They all seem to think as they paid too much for their cars that they own the road and that red traffic lights are just a piece of vague advice that they are entitled to ignore. Also, do you have to be an arsehole before they let you buy a Porsche or do you become an arsehole once you've bought one?
Totally agree with this whenever I have a car driving inches from the rear bumper of my van it is normally a Big Massive Wanker driver.I put my washers on ,that normally makes them back off while they try to clean their screen.
When footballers use the word gutted. Has their stomach has been spilt open by Harry the Fisherman with their entrails fed to the seagulls.If so they are going to be out for months and something needs to be done about that psycho fisherman.
Best way to deal with tailgaiting wànkers is to flip on your hazards and watch them slam on those brakes when they momentarily confuse your hazards for break lights. Just pray though they aren't a cop.
Or 6ft 10.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 5:46 pm
by Jock Gooner
John F wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 5:24 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 6:28 am
John F wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2020 8:57 am
Red Snapper wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 7:22 pm
BMW drivers. They all seem to think as they paid too much for their cars that they own the road and that red traffic lights are just a piece of vague advice that they are entitled to ignore. Also, do you have to be an arsehole before they let you buy a Porsche or do you become an arsehole once you've bought one?
Totally agree with this whenever I have a car driving inches from the rear bumper of my van it is normally a Big Massive Wanker driver.I put my washers on ,that normally makes them back off while they try to clean their screen.
When footballers use the word gutted. Has their stomach has been spilt open by Harry the Fisherman with their entrails fed to the seagulls.If so they are going to be out for months and something needs to be done about that psycho fisherman.
Best way to deal with tailgaiting wànkers is to flip on your hazards and watch them slam on those brakes when they momentarily confuse your hazards for break lights. Just pray though they aren't a cop.
Or 6ft 10.
Hey, for DB 5ft 10 would be pretty daunting
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 11:46 am
by DB10GOONER
Always remember a throat punch levels any playing field.
Also if they are 6'10" they are mutants and probably in a circus rather than out on the roads tailgating you pair of poofs.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 12:26 pm
by Jock Gooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue May 26, 2020 11:46 am
Always remember a throat punch levels any playing field.
Also if they are 6'10" they are mutants and probably in a circus rather than out on the roads tailgating you pair of poofs.
You couldn't reach his throat to punch it
Not without giving him a damn good punch in the nads first, assuming you can reach that high
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed May 27, 2020 10:29 am
by DB10GOONER
Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Tue May 26, 2020 12:26 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue May 26, 2020 11:46 am
Always remember a throat punch levels any playing field.
Also if they are 6'10" they are mutants and probably in a circus rather than out on the roads tailgating you pair of poofs.
You couldn't reach his throat to punch it
Not without giving him a damn good punch in the nads first, assuming you can reach that high
Straight up Jock 20 years KB and nearly 10 of Krav means I can flex kick to about 7 foot so no motherfucker is out of my range. Also you should groin kick the nads rather than try punch them which would leave you exposed to a possible knock out straight punch.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed May 27, 2020 1:24 pm
by Jock Gooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed May 27, 2020 10:29 am
Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Tue May 26, 2020 12:26 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue May 26, 2020 11:46 am
Always remember a throat punch levels any playing field.
Also if they are 6'10" they are mutants and probably in a circus rather than out on the roads tailgating you pair of poofs.
You couldn't reach his throat to punch it
Not without giving him a damn good punch in the nads first, assuming you can reach that high
Straight up Jock 20 years KB and nearly 10 of Krav means I can flex kick to about 7 foot so no motherfucker is out of my range. Also you should groin kick the nads rather than try punch them which would leave you exposed to a possible knock out straight punch.
Just over for a breather from the Coronavirus thread
I was only suggesting you punch him in the nads in case of height restrictions. But if you can reach with a groin kick good for you
Just out of curiosity is 7 foot in leprechaun measurements the same as human?
Or 6ft 10.