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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:17 pm
by DB10GOONER
goonersid wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 3:50 pm
Big fluffy bath towels, to bulky to dry your ears properly!
Oh yeah fucking hate them. Also, butch lesbians. I only like the pretty ones.


:shock:


It's a fucking joke you snowflake cùnts! Yes yes not PC but still only a joke. No harm or offence meant. :roll:


I love all the lezzers. :lol: :wink:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:56 am
by corkbarry1
goonersid wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 3:50 pm
Big fluffy bath towels, to bulky to dry your ears properly!
Use your jocks for ears and between the toes, perfect :D

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:14 pm
by DB10GOONER
corkbarry1 wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:56 am
goonersid wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 3:50 pm
Big fluffy bath towels, to bulky to dry your ears properly!
Use your jocks for ears and between the toes, perfect :D
:coffeespit:

It genuinely takes a lot to gross me out Barry but that did it right there! :mrgreen: :lol:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 4:59 pm
by goonersid
iPhones, I swear I will never have another one , fucking piece of shite!

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:58 am
by DB10GOONER
goonersid wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 4:59 pm
iPhones, I swear I will never have another one , fucking piece of shite!
I only ever owned one and thought it was overpriced shit like everything Apple make.

Switched to Samsung and have never looked back.

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Sat May 08, 2021 6:29 pm
by goonersid
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:14 pm
corkbarry1 wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:56 am
goonersid wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 3:50 pm
Big fluffy bath towels, to bulky to dry your ears properly!
Use your jocks for ears and between the toes, perfect :D
:coffeespit:

It genuinely takes a lot to gross me out Barry but that did it right there! :mrgreen: :lol:
Thing is, I've met a few Cork lads! This is genuine honest hygiene advice! :shock: :shock:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Sat May 08, 2021 6:37 pm
by OneBardGooner
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Fuuuuuuucccckkk :shock:



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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 2:30 pm
by goonersid
"Personalised" car number plates.
Most of them involve adding spaces, changing numbers to look like letters, black rivets to look like full stops etc etc.
When I see one I automatically think "wanker"
This was confirmed, when I overheard a "wanker" complaining to his mate about being fined for altering his plate, to resemble his name!
He felt he had been unfairly treated by the cop who fined him, he then added that it was the 5th time he'd been stopped and told to sort it or he'd be fined :lol:
What a fucking "wanker"

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 2:41 pm
by DB10GOONER
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:30 pm
"Personalised" car number plates.
Most of them involve adding spaces, changing numbers to look like letters, black rivets to look like full stops etc etc.
When I see one I automatically think "wanker"
This was confirmed, when I overheard a "wanker" complaining to his mate about being fined for altering his plate, to resemble his name!
He felt he had been unfairly treated by the cop who fined him, he then added that it was the 5th time he'd been stopped and told to sort it or he'd be fined :lol:
What a fucking "wanker"
Did his plate read "au91e" by any chance? :lol: :wink:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 5:05 pm
by goonersid
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:41 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:30 pm
"Personalised" car number plates.
Most of them involve adding spaces, changing numbers to look like letters, black rivets to look like full stops etc etc.
When I see one I automatically think "wanker"
This was confirmed, when I overheard a "wanker" complaining to his mate about being fined for altering his plate, to resemble his name!
He felt he had been unfairly treated by the cop who fined him, he then added that it was the 5th time he'd been stopped and told to sort it or he'd be fined :lol:
What a fucking "wanker"
Did his plate read "au91e" by any chance? :lol: :wink:
:shock: Augie has a car :shock: WTF :lol:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 5:11 pm
by goonersid
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:05 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:41 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:30 pm
"Personalised" car number plates.
Most of them involve adding spaces, changing numbers to look like letters, black rivets to look like full stops etc etc.
When I see one I automatically think "wanker"
This was confirmed, when I overheard a "wanker" complaining to his mate about being fined for altering his plate, to resemble his name!
He felt he had been unfairly treated by the cop who fined him, he then added that it was the 5th time he'd been stopped and told to sort it or he'd be fined :lol:
What a fucking "wanker"
Did his plate read "au91e" by any chance? :lol: :wink:
:shock: Augie is allowed to drive :shock: and has a car :shock: WTF :lol:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 6:44 pm
by DB10GOONER
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:11 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:05 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:41 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:30 pm
"Personalised" car number plates.
Most of them involve adding spaces, changing numbers to look like letters, black rivets to look like full stops etc etc.
When I see one I automatically think "wanker"
This was confirmed, when I overheard a "wanker" complaining to his mate about being fined for altering his plate, to resemble his name!
He felt he had been unfairly treated by the cop who fined him, he then added that it was the 5th time he'd been stopped and told to sort it or he'd be fined :lol:
What a fucking "wanker"
Did his plate read "au91e" by any chance? :lol: :wink:
:shock: Augie is allowed to drive :shock: and has a car :shock: WTF :lol:
Well a horse and cart.... :lol: :wink:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 7:06 pm
by goonersid
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 6:44 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:11 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:05 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:41 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:30 pm
"Personalised" car number plates.
Most of them involve adding spaces, changing numbers to look like letters, black rivets to look like full stops etc etc.
When I see one I automatically think "wanker"
This was confirmed, when I overheard a "wanker" complaining to his mate about being fined for altering his plate, to resemble his name!
He felt he had been unfairly treated by the cop who fined him, he then added that it was the 5th time he'd been stopped and told to sort it or he'd be fined :lol:
What a fucking "wanker"
Did his plate read "au91e" by any chance? :lol: :wink:
:shock: Augie is allowed to drive :shock: and has a car :shock: WTF :lol:
Well a horse and cart.... :lol: :wink:
Still!! Would you trust him?

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:11 pm
by GoonerMuzz
Curious, i didn't think the Oirish had even discovered the wheel yet :rubchin:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2021 10:01 am
by OneBardGooner
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 7:06 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 6:44 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:11 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:05 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:41 pm


Did his plate read "au91e" by any chance? :lol: :wink:
:shock: Augie is allowed to drive :shock: and has a car :shock: WTF :lol:
Well a horse and cart.... :lol: :wink:
Still!! Would you trust him?
Naaaaay! :D