Yeah... erm, I'll be back later... yeah... got something I need to... er... look into... yep.safcftm wrote:Damn it, i'm stuck at work and I'm bored, can you not at least pretend that you've had some wild holidays where you have been in a bikini walking onto the beach having been in the sea, the water still running off your hair, down your shoulders and over your breasts when, suddenly, you have seen a beautiful woman sunbathing naked, the sun glistening off her perfect arse who has turned over, making your heart flutter as her large breasts slowly move into view. The woman looks into your eyes, puts her hand between her thighs and moves it slowly upwards, you can see her pussy, moist, awaiting her touch and desiring yours, whilst she maintains an eye contact that makes you feel open to her obvious intentions.... Maybe then you could talk, go back to a hotel room, shower together, you know, all that good stuffMizzNaughty wrote:All of you are so mean!
I've been to a few wild places on holiday but I still managed to stay faithful. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about
Ha'way, otherwise I'm stuck looking at a fucking costing system
MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
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DB10GOONER wrote:Yeah... erm, I'll be back later... yeah... got something I need to... er... look into... yep.safcftm wrote:Damn it, i'm stuck at work and I'm bored, can you not at least pretend that you've had some wild holidays where you have been in a bikini walking onto the beach having been in the sea, the water still running off your hair, down your shoulders and over your breasts when, suddenly, you have seen a beautiful woman sunbathing naked, the sun glistening off her perfect arse who has turned over, making your heart flutter as her large breasts slowly move into view. The woman looks into your eyes, puts her hand between her thighs and moves it slowly upwards, you can see her pussy, moist, awaiting her touch and desiring yours, whilst she maintains an eye contact that makes you feel open to her obvious intentions.... Maybe then you could talk, go back to a hotel room, shower together, you know, all that good stuffMizzNaughty wrote:All of you are so mean!
I've been to a few wild places on holiday but I still managed to stay faithful. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about
Ha'way, otherwise I'm stuck looking at a fucking costing system
Looks like ll that talk of costing systems has finished DB10 off!
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RobbieVP wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:Yeah... erm, I'll be back later... yeah... got something I need to... er... look into... yep.safcftm wrote:Damn it, i'm stuck at work and I'm bored, can you not at least pretend that you've had some wild holidays where you have been in a bikini walking onto the beach having been in the sea, the water still running off your hair, down your shoulders and over your breasts when, suddenly, you have seen a beautiful woman sunbathing naked, the sun glistening off her perfect arse who has turned over, making your heart flutter as her large breasts slowly move into view. The woman looks into your eyes, puts her hand between her thighs and moves it slowly upwards, you can see her pussy, moist, awaiting her touch and desiring yours, whilst she maintains an eye contact that makes you feel open to her obvious intentions.... Maybe then you could talk, go back to a hotel room, shower together, you know, all that good stuffMizzNaughty wrote:All of you are so mean!
I've been to a few wild places on holiday but I still managed to stay faithful. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about
Ha'way, otherwise I'm stuck looking at a fucking costing system
Looks like ll that talk of costing systems has finished DB10 off!
Nothing sexier than costing systems!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7VZqR5wCLM
do you reckon someone in this video?
do you reckon someone in this video?
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Shes quite beautiful actully. ive 100% punched above my weight. I would post a pic but dont want a bunch of gooners spunking about her tonight.goonersid wrote:And it doesn't even matter how fucking ugly she is, cos even ugly birds get shagged on hols.RobbieVP wrote:when she gets back and starts showing you some new moves youll know...u need to decide whether to accept her indiscretions and enjoy the action or feck her off...either way u must know this...she will cheat!
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Let us be the judge of that.Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Shes quite beautiful actully. ive 100% punched above my weight. I would post a pic but dont want a bunch of gooners spunking about her tonight.goonersid wrote:And it doesn't even matter how fucking ugly she is, cos even ugly birds get shagged on hols.RobbieVP wrote:when she gets back and starts showing you some new moves youll know...u need to decide whether to accept her indiscretions and enjoy the action or feck her off...either way u must know this...she will cheat!
Go onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Or does she not exist?Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Shes quite beautiful actully. ive 100% punched above my weight. I would post a pic but dont want a bunch of gooners spunking about her tonight.goonersid wrote:And it doesn't even matter how fucking ugly she is, cos even ugly birds get shagged on hols.RobbieVP wrote:when she gets back and starts showing you some new moves youll know...u need to decide whether to accept her indiscretions and enjoy the action or feck her off...either way u must know this...she will cheat!
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Simples my friend. Welcome her home with open arms and don't dare question what she has been up to. Show her that you are mature enough to trust her going away for a short while with her friends. Take an interest in her holiday without trying to be rude or hurt her feelings. Show her that you really are an adult in an adult relationship.......
Then get on the Newcastle away trip,drink loads of booze, smash a big fat geordie bird or a really fit brass, take loads of photos of her blowing your pork sword, blow your beans in her face and then think 'Job done'.
Then get on the Newcastle away trip,drink loads of booze, smash a big fat geordie bird or a really fit brass, take loads of photos of her blowing your pork sword, blow your beans in her face and then think 'Job done'.
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Marriage counselling, OG style!cardinal2011 wrote:Simples my friend. Welcome her home with open arms and don't dare question what she has been up to. Show her that you are mature enough to trust her going away for a short while with her friends. Take an interest in her holiday without trying to be rude or hurt her feelings. Show her that you really are an adult in an adult relationship.......
Then get on the Newcastle away trip,drink loads of booze, smash a big fat geordie bird or a really fit brass, take loads of photos of her blowing your pork sword, blow your beans in her face and then think 'Job done'.
This has been the secret of my own happy marriage!!!!
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