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Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.

I worry. I worry.


I fear it might be all over when she comes back. Truth is she cant really hide a lie to well.

Heres to hoping my season ticket was worth the sacrafice of a holiday ive been promising for 2 years.

Just make sure to tell her that the guys wear protection and she has some morning after pills. (just in case, you know guys don't like wearing them).....all sorted

She gonna cheat on you OP. Sleep with her sister for back up ammo.

I suppose you have to ask yourself.......would you cheat on her if you went away to Ibiza with some mates......therein lies the answer

Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.

You're all sorted fella.

If she's on the rag while she's over there you've got no worries.

prepare for chlamydia when she gets back

thearsenal wrote:prepare for chlamydia when she gets back

How do you know her name.....

I can catch the ferry and be in Ibiza in a couple of hours.

What does she look like, where's she staying and just how loose is she?

She is getting 10 days of fun , you are getting 10 months of frustration instead...she wins.

SpanishJoe wrote:I can catch the ferry and be in Ibiza in a couple of hours.

What does she look like, where's she staying and just how loose is she?

Depends if I get to her first!!

Wow. You are off your rocker. There is no way my lady would be going to Ibiza with a bunch of loose whores.

Oh well, some serious pussy pounding is going down in Ibiza for 10 days

In all seriousness though: that is one deal I would not have made. She gets to have a good time in the sun, whilst you get to be frustrated both during the time she's away and during the season!!

On the otherhand, if you were getting fed up with her and needed a little break - during which time you might get a bit of 'action on the side' yourself * - then it might not have been too bad a compromise.


(* These are the personal thoughts of IHH only and do not necessarily represent the opinions or indeed moral standards of the Online Gooner)

kingjayson1 wrote:Wow. You are off your rocker. There is no way my lady would be going to Ibiza

but you let her go to America for a month?

OP, we're also gonna need pics of said gf for analytical purposes