READERS WIVES THREAD

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gus ceasar is a legend
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READERS WIVES THREAD

Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

As it is officially illegal for women to enter here I suggest a Forum Readers Wives thread!

If they come in here and complain we get them banned! Simple!

What do you think?

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Re: READERS WIVES THREAD

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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:As it is officially illegal for women to enter here I suggest a Forum Readers Wives thread!

If they come in here and complain we get them banned! Simple!

What do you think?
Get stuffed!!!!!!!!!!(polite version)you just wait til you get home) :twisted: :banghead:

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Post by Wayno »

How about Readers Pets :oops:

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Post by REB »

readers gardens :?:
readers cars :?:
readers Mistress's :wink:

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Post by U.F.G Anfield '89 »

readers pies
readers vegetables.

maybe this section is a bad idea in this form

we should rename it world of **** and just have annecdotes about gardening... well fuck my ole boots.

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U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:readers pies
readers vegetables.

maybe this section is a bad idea in this form

we should rename it world of **** and just have annecdotes about gardening... well fuck my ole boots.

yes! a gardening section... that's what this forum needs. christ almighty have i got some weeding to do after a busy august (too busy to get to the allotment and no mistake - oh dear) warning letter from a hitler type on the committee to clean up the plot. oh well...

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Seeing as this section has turned into Gardeners World can one of you gardeners help me out. A cat keeps shitting on the flower bed by my front door making it stink and also i have to watch my young daughter out the front as i dont want her stepping in it or even worse touching it. How do you stop cats shitting everywhere? ive tried a few different repellents and have even bought tubs of pepper but their power only seems to last a day and the cat is back. Any ideas Ed, ****? Thinking of buying a BB gun and laying in wait but worried about getting arrested :x :banghead:

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Post by U.F.G Anfield '89 »

if you're worried about getting arrested try using a water pistol instead. i think there are motion sensing sprinklers that fire at cats actually.

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U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:if you're worried about getting arrested try using a water pistol instead. i think there are motion sensing sprinklers that fire at cats actually.
Cheers mate i'll look out for them, dont want to hurt them just stop them shitting by my house

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Get a dog mate, preferably a rotweiller. I'm always available for hire :-P

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Sorry I forgot it was illegal for me to enter here. Do I get banned now?

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Not if you 'contribute' a revealing photo for or of yourself!! (sorry ds. :oops: :hemademe: :hemademe:) :lol: :lol: :wink:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:Not if you 'contribute' a revealing photo for or of yourself!! (sorry ds. :oops: :hemademe: :hemademe:) :lol: :lol: :wink:
I sent you one already, dont tell me you didnt get it?!!

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Post by gas_face_gooner »

ds wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:Not if you 'contribute' a revealing photo for or of yourself!! (sorry ds. :oops: :hemademe: :hemademe:) :lol: :lol: :wink:
I sent you one already, dont tell me you didnt get it?!!
when you said you were game for anything didn't know you meant it :wink: :oops: :lol:

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dont tell him what i really look like gas_ face_

clue, i drink in supporters club, wear a tent, used to wear a hat

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