It's ok, lads. The Sun rag and SlySports are sorting out your excuses already! Apparently the Ingerland team are in a hotel only
YARDS!! (copyright, The Sun) from a giant fan park that will be filled with
80,00 SCREAMING!! (copyright, The Sun) fans until 2am the night before your first match.
Tbh - I think Ingerland will at least reach the semis. But that's
IF their strikers hit the ground running and their defence doesn't implode and if Smalling never gets a game!
Oireland? Contrary to what all the idiotic superfan women (and a few lads that should know better) in my office think, will NOT win Euro2016. We will most likely not even win a game. Also, contrary to what these female new football experts think, Shane Long will not be Euro2016's top scorer.
But hey - world class defender John O'Shea says we'll be okay if we "
don't only worry about Ibrahimovich" because, y'know, like, "
other players could score". Ok, John - good lad, thanks for that.
